Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Funny look ( classic Wuhan , then , to learn )

First, the title commonly used language
1. Old special (= father)
2. Old son (= mother)
3. kidnapper (= brother)
4. outside the outer (= nephew)
5. uncle braids (= wife's brother)
6. Laoqin Lord (= Father of the Bride)
7 old biological mother (= mother adults)
8. a few old (= people, often associated with conjunction such as 10 pole (= porters)

two, living common language
1. pretty solid (= severe)
2 sweet potato to eat Kazakhstan expansion (= Mengchi lot)
3. note (= body)
4 hip child (= legs, hips read 3 sound)
5. spiritual wake up (= clean, good-looking, but also smart meaning)
6. that through (= clean, nice meaning, ; 7 dozen red bar (= half-naked)
8. playing pick melons (= naked)
; 9 of the Elections (= broom)
10. floater (= towel cloth, etc.)
; 11. Zi (= rub, such as the eraser called > Third, the common chat language
1. what Sri Lanka (= what)
2. too (= no. precisely, was to take the ; 4 playing pull (= deft)
5. riveting play / riveting back (= a vigor, a hard dry thing)
6. Oh astringent (= meaning above, is / is not that something (= ① is / not true; ② like / not decent)
8. halo (= chronic)
9 beans in (= inside)

four fight common language
1. Do not you like OOXX . (Meaning: you do not mess with me.)
2.OOXX (Meaning: hitting them, while this is very not. Ha read 4 sound)
3. You do not know (Meaning: you do not know my bad, right?. Read core 2 black sound)
4. You, (Meaning: you do not want to play one?)
5. Vetch head on the brain (= stupid)
; 6 board horse-day (= Wuhan I'm afraid can not really explain the real meaning, because it is the curse words)
7. spy service (= intentionally to)
8. my heart thanks to a (= do not mind a few. number read ...) 9. elbow child (= very bad, very authentic)
10. to engage in what Sri Lanka (= engage in what their places; you want to do) < br> 11. confuse white (= confused, or refers to the muddle-headedness)
12. wrapped bars (= tangled or reasonable justification. wrap = out or complicated means, such as ; 14 knock dead (= [Cantonese] bad guys)
15. Alice hip child (= ① ② Alice his legs blown from)
16. not in God (= die)
17. ghost money / blind section (= nonsense , Luanjiang)
18. turn Alice (= not satisfied, 19. Rohe (= pride, 21 out of base (= shame)
22. chew grumble / chewing cheek / tick duo (= Rory instigate annoying tight grip, three words to the effect similar)
23. Quite strike a (= like Luanrang Rang)
24. Chaba child (= nosy)

are Huolei Feng Wuhan (in Wuhan, then read, really fun)
Mr. Chang driving grams Wuhan - Challenge birds!
shake a hard driver - flash birds!
thanks to a Wuhan ya,
sent to the hospital ruthenium five grams of needles - - Good Bird!
Mr. Chang lost his two live smoke, makes him not pregnant birds,
he said - we are happy to in Wuhan are tender,
people say we are happy appetite very,
we are happy to take the music in kind of tender,
beat bird that also welcomes shake hard. We are the music in Wuhan
tender,
our music is very much in numbness,
; we eat early dry noodles,
only smoke we smoke
cripple, by a fire ~ ~!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Monday, May 30, 2011

O co- Ha ! ~ I can not believe that Kazakhstan, as simple as that would have a 200 yuan bill, the speed guys are coming!

ha ha, you really want to praise the 12590 platform, so send me Erbai yuan bill, all this good news to share it: ~ ~ 12590 platform has recently organized a very interesting event to send calls , any user Just dial your phone to answer their questions , you can get from the activities of II sent a hundred calls ~~~~~ It is not my bragging oh, start a bit hesitant , so to hold Try the mentality to try the next , ha! Inside the issues raised did not expect so simple , I spent 5 minutes to cross the border , the last really sent me , ha ha , really very happy ~ ~ ~ have a cell phone 's friends rushed to try and Kazakhstan , I believe we Can get ~ ~ ~ Do not be greedy , but we can Oh, a number can only be used once, multiple times will not dial a gift , only a waste of calls ( people who play too much, could not get more playing time Several times on it ) ■

A person's happiness

a person's happiness, the happiness of another long-lost my blessing , never mind calm .
life every second in the beating , the living arrangements full. Got up early , so that cells along with the music beats and runs until the generous sprinkling of sweat in the sun, will be rushed back to the satisfaction of a cold shower to start the day 's work .
calm to make life more clearly , recognizing the slow progress of the past two years , the life of many of the details have been overlooked because of their calm and a deeper understanding , see themselves as Thin as a book memorable , from the undiscovered corners of the now so clear , the taste of which only he can understand . Need to modify some of the original a lot ! No longer need 24 hours a day waiting for someone's phone with information, not been waiting at the front of the computer waiting for someone on the line.
night is always charming , quiet and comfortable feel . After washing the day's exertion , bare feet moving in the darkness , feel the warmth the earth , breathe the breath of flowers and the earth , listening to the sound echoed in the surrounding insects . Pengshang a book, capped with an adhesive tape in the grass , slowly chewing the inside details , look tired, they lay down to take a look at the sky every night, the aircraft had been here, do not know the plane Where do people go !
life is regular , biological clock back to a normal state , will not lose sleep for the thoughts , dream the same peace of mind has never been quiet.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

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Monday, May 23, 2011

Do woman have to look smart

1, if a man began to neglect you, ask you to leave him. Do not know how to pamper your man whom not give up, not to continue to pay your tenderness and love.
2, at any time, not as a betrayal of the men sad women have to know, sad, and ultimately hurt their own heart. If the man is relentless, and you is not hurt his heart, so sad to pack a good life.
3, around the never-ending turn the man you like, even though you like to get him going Taoxintaofei the dead, also still have to learn to give him space, otherwise you have to be careful too wrapped tight strangle him.
4, when a man says to you: break up. Please do not cry and cry, it should be said with a smile: When you say this a long time. Then turned away.
5, to believe in yourself, treat yourself to a life of brilliant. Do not make a person mistaken for a regret, but to make your life more exciting.
6, dressed in elegant style to go out every day, give yourself to bring a different smile.
7, a man of good will appreciate your return of shallow smile.
8, women age 25 years, we must learn to maintain their skin.
9, if you can not smoke, do not smoke. If you can not drink, do not drink.
10, and then depressed do not go to pub. A lonely woman holding a goblet or smoking, will be added with more loneliness and sorrow.
11, not greedy vanity. Vanity is a poison, and addictive.
12, wear high heels, but not too much higher.
13, have a few buddies, alone time, to ensure best friend can have tea and bottled water for you. Rather than the sound of the howling cries of trying the man why the love you can not stay with you.
14, opened his eyes to choose your future partner, if wrong, and immediately separated. Do not improvise over Japan, that would harm the two.
15, not to man hands. First, you move but he; second, and your hands must be a mad man. Therefore, it is better not move.
16, travel. Mind traveling more substantial.
17, have afternoon tea, reading books, listening to some music.
18, bought for their own clothes and accessories. Is the best for you, so do not envy other people's wardrobe.
19, do not accept the man you do not like to send any gifts.
20, one only love one person.
21, know what they want, including your first love.
22, Ningquewulan. Do not be lonely grabbed a man, it is not fair to you and him, and too lacking a sense of responsibility.
23, you do not like the pursuit of those who show good and firmly say no and refuse to care about. Even if he said that none of your business.
24, serious about your work. Work may not be as it makes your heart to love, but at least you can guarantee food to eat, a place to live, not sure can not give them the love, so, serious hard work.
25, at least five or more are available with different colors, styles clothes with the package, more than five pairs of shoes (slippers not included.)
26, Institute of refined and elegant look. Know something in what occasion clothing.
27, has missed a good man not to regret it, they do not belong to you, so you have to find a eyes wide open.
28, you still do not fall in love with a married pledged that left his wife and son will marry your man. If they do not love, divorce, naturally, not something strange day to say to you, then.
29, Valentine's Day or birthday flowers does not matter that no one, do not buy a bunch of their own to shop sent. You can buy flowers buy fine gifts to give to mom and dad.
30, remember the birthday of the person you like, including your family, of course, himself.
31, you can love a man, but do not own all now lost. No man is worth your life to please with. If you do not love yourself, how could someone love you?
32, occasionally make beautiful private kitchens to his old friend, or eat. But do not do every day, you were born every day, not to an individual under the kitchen.
33, leisure time or do not cook for tea to drink tea, put some tenderness music, read a few pages of books, and then sleep Lanjue, Yoshiya.
34, undergoing a crazy thing like, such as over the thousands of miles to go see a person.
35, no time and effort, do not support arbitrary form of love small animals, they are also a kind of cruel neglect, although I understand you're lonely need a partner.
36, and not, people playing mahjong. Things not to do physical and mental torture.
37, occasionally his singing to yourself, good or bad is not important, the mood bright can be.
38, alone time to find good friends to chat, shopping, eating. Do not let loneliness drown themselves.
39, if you like send a short message to the people, he did not return. Do not relapse.
40, if the fragile die, you cry selected object, it should not by the shoulders and chest.
41, out the door, remember to look in the mirror, check the dress code is coordination. If time is tight, it is recommended to choose the right before going to sleep the next day wear.
42, regardless of date, and who meet the agreed time must be reached before.
43, million accidentally drunk, do not call anyone, including his best buddies and him.
44, go home early at night, he did not car, more than ten fight taxis, or people to pick.
45, from now on, smarter, do not ask him if he wanted you? Love your? He wants you or love you naturally have to say, but from your lips, and he may be proud and do not care about you.
46, equal justice for you and his love, the ship will eventually dropped my foot a lot.
47, to a movie. Buy popcorn and Coke, Xiaofan Tian. Or, burst into tears. If you like sports, watch football, Kusi also keeps you in, but very relaxed and carefree.
48, do not miss the same person 24 hours. Can be divided a little to the family and friends.
49, if you like a person, in the permission and tell each other. Maybe not the answer, but at least you tried, in the future do not regret it (and perhaps regret that the other side, huh, huh.)
50, a fixed entertainment places, such as regular coffee shop, bookstore. Let the waiter know your place, so lonely when you will have a warm place.
51, if you decide to leave a person, action should be quick, cut the Gordian knot; if you decide to love someone, over time the point, look at it for you.
52, looking for someone to do color matching proposals. Do not gray head and gray face all day so that they are brilliant points, do not waste their youth and charming figure.
53, do not torture anyone or anything for himself. Such as not eating, crying, self esteem, depression, these are the fools do. Of course, sometimes silly look at the need, life need not always smart.
54, if a man told you he likes you, believe him. If he says he no longer loves you, and believe him. Any time, to tell himself, who does not love you leave, be lucky.
55, under any circumstances, do not say others behind right and wrong. If we want you to say something good to say.
56, bought himself a comfortable pajamas, sexy that it does not matter.
57, to allow the occasional soap opera, but not to become dependent. Allow occasional hair a mess, but to focus on occasions. Allow occasional swear, but only in front of an old friend or alone, remember to say that after going to forget the sense of fun.
58, take good care of your hand, it is your second face, but not do any household chores you do not need to share.
59, love their parents, or the time to call once a week for dinner. (It should be in the first ten.)
60, do not have a personal choice for the destruction of ID or missing. Love and not love will continue to live, a good end to end, why should his suffering?
61, wear textured clothing, looking for a quality boyfriend. He does not necessarily wealthy, but be sure to make you feel secure and happy.
62, room to have fresh flowers, remember to change the water. If you want to travel, after cleaning out and not come back to face a room full of mosquitoes and insects.
63, have time for myself dressed like the aroma, so that smell filling the room. Pleasure.
64, eat all you want. To stay in shape yourself hungry, that is the beauty of the world's most stupid.
65, if possible, try to keep long hair. Short hair really easy to take care of some, but has less of femininity.
66, whim, you can help him with his clothes, bought socks, but do not unrequited love for him to buy underwear. What let him wearing what he wore.
67, If any man say to embarrass you, then forgive him. Finally a man to be forgiven would regret losing a girl like you so tolerant.
68, there is a need for at least two years to reach the goal. Have goals in life will not be too boring.
69, is very unfortunate if more than one bed for the purpose of discarding the man for you, please smile, and despise him: You are the best I ever met the most incompetent man dirty. Then do not be the most beautiful way to head back to the left.
70, if a man in his favor on the ground, do not come to visit your condition, do not return your mail, do not care about your situation, you can not bear the burden of life, can not give you courage. Courage, automatically leave. Nothing is more concerned about their own. And who does not love you, you pay more, he even the best, that's just a waste of time and effort.
71, like you, but if there was now married man, say to you: he can not forget you, you were always his favorite. Please calm tell him: like a man lives. You do, both to remain calm, but also respect and care for another woman. This will make you more attractive.
72, often to exercise. Sister to be a quiet forest is good, but good health is more important.
73, do not eat cynical way, any errors lady style. (Especially the indecent behavior of eating barbecue, etc.)
74, innocent and pure and good. But regardless of where the innocent will be idiocy.
75, must have a few male friends, not unnatural, to be wronged in the chest when the sand bags when you take the hammer, you can help him recover his girlfriend ideas, and can him from the night bed and pulling up to pick you up far away. Of course, first you want to make him acknowledge your girlfriend or wife. Otherwise, do not try.
76, learn to bear the pain. Some words, for rotten in the heart, some pain, for silent forget. When experienced, you grow up, they know like. Many changes, do not you have said, people will see.
77, home equipment commonly used drugs, to determine when the disease can not, hurry to the hospital.
78, not other men to buy you a gift, think of their own good time to buy their own. It will be more comfortable with.
79, after the departure of a man not to attempt to live with revenge. That makes your life a mess. The correct approach is a better life than before. And tell him: you live a good, happy, let him not worry.
80, If you go shopping, remember to wear comfortable shoes. Kind to yourself is shown in detail on.
81, have time to learn yoga or kickboxing. The former allows you to relax, which can be self-defense.
82, home and office space were let out of a drawer snacks.
83, every room of the clean-up and physical and mental. Extra items to give people in need, remember the heart is not happy promptly removed. Do not let a busy life and spend a beautiful face depressed.
84, no ugly women, only lazy. Reluctant to use the time to dress a woman, do not the beautiful woman on the other jealous resentment.
85, any occasion, to maintain proper conservation. Learn to say thank you, your hard work, I'm sorry. Wrong thing to know how to apologize and turn over.
86, people who do not want contact, not invited to eat a cup of coffee, even if only a dollar. No follow-up development and hope the contacts will be a waste of money and feelings of others, is called having fun. Vanity greed will make people look down on women. If it is due to the friend's feelings Norway is not open, remember the AA system.
87, the contacts of people you do not want a gift, return it intact to go. This is a matter of principle.
88, have their own life and values. Problems can be patient and find a solution, but touched the principle, to maintain its principles. Loss of the principle of cause you to lose the purpose of life.
89, can not and fought to avoid. An angry person is very frightening, not because of control of emotions into madness.
90, to buy objects can bargain, but if you are not careful to find more money to go back. Do not lose because of petty human being.
91, public places, giving the line of convenient, especially the elderly. You will get old, respect for the elderly is to respect your future years.
92, if no one to accompany a person learn to read music written text. This is a good habit.
93, oral cavity do not smell. Carry a breath freshener and the makeup of the object. Do not really think the haircut is a beauty. Chewing gum after eating to use wrapped in discarded trash. Understand that spitting is uncivilized behavior and rigorously enforce the ban.
94, the person before you give up or abandon you, call you late at night, hang up after the shutdown. If he waited at the window, remember to tighten the curtains. Not your hard-hearted, but after the break up of any pain experienced will have a crack, patch no matter how well can not be restored. Than to let it go.
95, love the people that love you. If only you love him, or just that he loves you. Separately as early as possible. Women do not need to pretend to love others, you do not need to pretend to love someone.
96, If you can, and love of people walking hand in hand. Before the find, learn to enjoy the scenery.
97, would rather you do not say out loud. Such as dinner, it's your turn to drink, and you're weak, they can tea instead of wine, swallowed their anger and not drunk.
98, regardless of the contradictions and uncomfortable, and who, the solution time should not exceed 24 hours. Otherwise the trouble will be more. Within the acceptable range in the first apology. Pieces of yourself doing the bad guys are not really a bad thing.
99, I believe in love at first sight, I believe there was one person in the years around the corner quietly waiting for you. But you have to keep their eyes open, look carefully.
100, to be a wise woman. Learn to face life calmly. To face life, and life will be as you wish, as the morning, such as when the sun will still rise.
After reading, I hope to help you.

Let your student diary Xiaopodupi

Xiaopodupi your diary today, the students are not out of the sun one day, really bad, my father bought two goldfish, one raised to drown in a vat, I am very sad.
Monday, 30 October 2
clear day today, not out of the sun, really bad, my father bought two goldfish, one raised to drown in a vat, I am very sad.
Comments: I am sad that I live so much, in February had never met than one on the 30th too! Have never seen no sun sunny, but not seen a drowning goldfish.
1. Title: The side of the side ... ... ... ...
children to write: his clothes off one side, while pants.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to take off or wear ah?
2. Title: One
children to write: I am one of an injured left foot.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
3. Title:
children write after another: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
4. Title: sad
children write: ditch section in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad.
5. Topic: Another ... ... and ... ...
children to write: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin.
teacher comments; your mother is a deformation of magic it?
6. Topic: Look
children to write: What you looking at! Ah
never seen the teacher comments: not seen
7. Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Teacher comments: Do not look too much drama!
8. Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
Teacher comments: Some things can not eat.
9. Title: The innocent children
wrote: really hot today.
Teacher comments: You're naive.
10. Title: indeed
children wrote: Yesterday I ate fruit, and turbid water.
Teacher comments: is the word
11. Title: The first ... ... further ... ..., example: eat first, then ablution.
children write: Sir, good-bye!
Teacher comments: Imagination is more than the wisdom of the earth.
12. Topic: What is
children to write: a train passing Furthermore Moreover What is the status of
Moreover Moreover, the teacher comments: I have to die

Monday, May 16, 2011

Short jokes laughter cramps , Bukanhouhui Oh

1. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked Yeah man! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!

2. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals!

3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too!

4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: Zai Zai:
5. an old woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, listen to weather forecasts every day. Asked the family dinner the day: cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or to tell it, it not we own it!

7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: out when the distance was Tizhaokuzai curse: 1. Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated.

2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call:

3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: A boy crush on a girl and blow the courage to ask what that girls like boys
.

5. One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase the

6. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him: Mongolian beautiful actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wondering, this is Who
door: for gas

9. One can see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said, really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~

10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes for shake leaning poles, I shake ah shake ...... someone thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me Two stick.

11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger 。。。A public toilet, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling tension is not good fun, A monarch heard, said: Yeah, pull so happy Exercise bike for some that is, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering for some that hit the pedestrian or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: The road in a car accident - hurt foot turtle nest cattle. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster ground beef recalls panic undecided: I do not remember, when he too quickly!

16. A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... so cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...

17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizai, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not think beautiful. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak: The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man answered, comrades!

21. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: a. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces.

24. A stylish woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air potty paper towel wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed:

25. Penguin is boring, then think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of it home, turn off the gas so returned
, walked away and went for many years, turn off the gas, and off, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.

26. Junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...

27. A judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? boss said there was no impatience! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears!
passed while the rabbit again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: Despite the name you break throat, that no one will save you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil went to!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
ghost: Fuck! been found.

by: Nonsense, who found me? < br> Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! !!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.

31. a marriage the king was asked the princess, the princess an apple on his head, who should have the opportunity to marry its princess shot. < br> The first man shot in the apple, he said: kitchen knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.

33. flight attendant advised passengers seat belt
? top of a Birds!

35. the sun to the grass called
Sun: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I ah
at grass: my grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day, ah, you are right
grass grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I ah
at grass: my grass.
the sun's mother grabbed Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass please your mother?

36. male and female friends to go shopping,
Girlfriend: Oh, good acid, oh feet.
boyfriend was nervous: how? step on a lemon?

37. Bear asked the little white rabbit: rabbit said: 38. a small rabbit to the bakery: the boss, a hundred little bread? boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Sorry, no.
On the third day of a door rabbits: the boss, a hundred little bread? boss: I'm too embarrassed, or not.
skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred a little bread? boss: Great! hundred small bread today ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!

39. Father and son take the bus .
Son: Dad, what time ah?
Father: stopped on to the.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.

40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat
said to be the tiger ! children in the house crying wolf all night, keep the wolf out the night, morning, choking the wolf have to say: man, men are liars! ! !

42. the girl asked her boyfriend, One day the rabbit went to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you dare fuck with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat die for you!
44. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window and yelled: > sat next said: Sorry, made a mistake!! Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?

47. Once there was a candy, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a good soft

48. M: Do you like me?
Female: Guess.
MAN: Yes!
Female: You guess again.

49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked: . ...... side while ......< br> children: his clothes off one side, while wearing trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
after another child: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a bar ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Subject: naive < br> children wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........< br> Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Detoxification of vegetables you eat the young age of 10

Eat your vegetables, detoxification of environmental pollution 10 years younger, computer radiation, dietary habits, may cause the body to produce a variety of physical waste, toxic long-term accumulation in the body, it will lead to memory loss, sallow complexion, constipation, hemorrhoids and other diseases. Therefore, how to detox a lot of white-collar women's health topic of concern. In fact, we eat vegetables, there are many with a detoxifying effect. Vegetables detoxification method used, not only easy, nor side effects, why not?


kelp Efficacy: lower cholesterol, eliminate radioactive materials
kelp contains a substance called polysaccharide sulfate, to remove the attachment of cholesterol in the blood vessel wall, so to maintain normal cholesterol levels. Kelp alginate due to high moisture content, can form a gelatinous substance in the intestines and help eliminate toxic substances and prevent the body to absorb lead, cadmium and other heavy [url = javascript:;] metal [/ url], rid the body of Radioactive [url = javascript:;] elements [/ url], while helping to treat atherosclerosis and prevent the occurrence of constipation and colon cancer. Kelp also contains a lot of iodine, can stimulate the pituitary gland, so that lower estrogen levels of women, ovarian function returned to normal, to eliminate the hidden dangers of breast hyperplasia.
Recommended Recipe: seaweed stewed duck
system of law:
chopped into small pieces of duck, seaweed and cut into the box, the duck and seaweed with water to boil, fishing to float at the end, add onions, ginger, cooking wine, pepper, duck Dunlan with the fire, plus salt, pan plate.


black fungus effect: the elimination of blood due to heat-toxin
fungus grows in damp cool environment, in medicine it has the qi and blood circulation, cooling moisture role, can eliminate toxic heat in the blood. Black fungus in the plant gum with a strong adhesive force, can be left in the body of impurities from the body within the digestive system, played the role of intestinal Qingwei polyester. Black fungus on the body of indigestible husk, wood residues, sand, metal shavings, etc. with the dissolution of gallstones, kidney stones, also have to resolve function. Black fungus can also reduce blood clots and prevent the occurrence of thrombosis.
Recommended Recipe: black fungus soup
system of law:
after the bubble hair washed black fungus, tofu cut into pieces, join the two with stewed chicken and salt, then after 10 minutes consumption.


bean effect: detoxification effect
Chinese medicine, green beans can be detoxification effect, can help the body's excretion of toxic substances, promote the body's normal metabolism . Green beans can be toxic hangover, mushroom poisoning, arsenic poisoning, organophosphate poisoning, lead poisoning, Dan Stone drugs, rat poison and other drugs. Mung bean also contains lower blood pressure and lipid components. Feeding green bean sprouts, treat due to lack of night blindness due to vitamin A, vitamin B2 tongue sores caused by inflammation and scrotal inflammation, scurvy caused by lack of vitamin C and so on. Green mung bean sprouts off the Yuba name clothing, there are detoxification, eyesight back shade of power.
Recommended Recipe: Vinegar bean sprouts
system of law:
the green bean sprouts washed with boiling water quickly boiled, picked up after soaking in cold water and drain; the pepper in the pan fried Coke , remove the pepper, place onion soy pan, into the green bean sprouts, salt, sugar, vinegar, MSG stir fry a few, with the wet starch thicken Serve.


carrot effect: to reduce mercury concentrations in vivo is an effective detoxification
carrot food and after the body of the mercury ion binding, can effectively lower blood concentrations of mercury ions, accelerate the discharge of mercury ions in vivo. Amber carrots contained potassium, helps prevent hardening of the arteries, lower cholesterol levels. Carotene contained in carrots can clear cause of human aging free radicals, which contain B vitamins and vitamin C and other nutrients are also soothing, anti-aging effect. Women eating carrots can reduce the incidence of ovarian cancer.
Recommended Recipe: carrot beef stew
system of law:
beef washed, cut, blanched in boiling water to the bloody fish out; the carrots washed, peeled, cut, and beef into the pot with a fire to boil, add seasoning to change the soft to medium heat until cooked.




garlic effect: to reduce lead levels in the body contains the spicy garlic
Su, the disinfection of penicillin can be achieved 1 / 10, you can play against influenza, prevent infections, treatment of infectious diseases and the role of de-worming. Garlic contains allicin, can be combined into non-toxic and lead compounds, can effectively prevent lead poisoning. Garlic has the fat and the role of prevention of coronary heart disease and atherosclerosis, and prevent thrombosis. Garlic also increases the liver's detoxification function, blocking the synthesis of carcinogenic nitrosamines.
Recommended Recipe: garlic chicken
system of law:
the hot oil in wok, add tomatoes, garlic and stir-fired several times, add chicken broth, salt and pepper, stew over low heat 4 -5 minutes, the eggs into the soup for 5 minutes after 3-edible.



Pumpkin Effect: In addition to the body of heavy metals and pesticides
eating pumpkin can effectively control hypertension, gallstones , diabetes and other liver and kidney disease, help the liver and kidney function in patients with reduced ability to increase cell regeneration. Pumpkin is rich in pectin, can delay the intestinal absorption of glucose and lipids, you can also remove the body of heavy metals and some pesticides, and therefore, the role of anti-cancer virus; pumpkin is rich in cobalt is an essential trace element synthesis of insulin. Pumpkin can also eliminate carcinogenic amine nitrite mutation.
Recommended Recipe: Steamed Stuffed Pumpkin
the old system of law:
old pumpkin, peeled seeded and cut on block, cut ham with the pumpkin-sized pieces, chicken chop mud, Jiu Caihua diced , ginger Alchemy. When put into the pot of water boil pumpkin pieces, cook until picked up eight mature, drain, pat dry raw powder, put the ham; chicken clay tablets to join Jiucai Hua, ginger, salt, MSG, starch Ban Cheng stuffing, stuffed squash, ham, steamed 8 minutes after the show; burning pot of oil, into the broth Sprinkle the salt, MSG, sugar, flour with the wet starch, Drizzle cooked chicken oil, pour in the steamed stuffed pumpkin .
cauliflower effect: cleaning vessels containing flavonoids Cauliflower is one of the largest food, in addition to prevent infection, or a good clean-up vessels agent, can prevent the oxidation of cholesterol, prevent platelet clots, reduce heart disease and stroke. It also enables the vessel wall strengthened, obesity, weakness and edema visual effect. Eat broccoli to enhance liver detoxification capacity, to prevent the occurrence of colds and scurvy, long-term consumption can reduce breast cancer, colorectal cancer and gastric cancer incidence risk.
Recommended Recipe: Fried Cauliflower
system of law:
cauliflower cutting teeth, wash, drain, add eggs, stir well after starch; after the Heat pan, add cauliflower and deep fry When picked up gold; pot stay in oil, add ginger, red pepper, fried cauliflower into the next, transferred to salt and pepper, MSG, fry green onion, Drizzle sesame oil Serve.

spinach effect: cleaning up toxic hot spinach stomach to clear toxic heat in the human stomach, prevent constipation, make radiant. Spinach leaves contain a class of insulin-like substance, can make blood sugar stable. Spinach is rich in vitamin content to prevent angular cheilitis, night blindness and other vitamin deficiency. Spinach also contains large amounts of antioxidants, anti-aging, and promote the role of cell proliferation, both activation of brain function, but also enhance the vigor, and prevent brain aging.
Recommended Recipe: Spinach mixed with dried tofu
system of law:
Wash the spinach, blanch with boiling water, remove and shower, the drain water, chopped; dried tofu, chopped, with 1 tbsp oil saute, add 1 tsp soy sauce, seasonings Sheng out; the spinach and tofu mixture, add seasoning mix.
detox or not to take medicine?
human body itself has a powerful detoxification ability, defecation, urination, and sweating is detoxification. Experts believe that detoxification depends mainly on diet and moderate exercise. In most cases, as long as the body's own function properly, detoxification function can rely on their own, without the need to external forces. Some people will be understood as taking the detoxification of drug detoxification, it is very one-sided understanding, but not necessarily long-term dependence of drug detoxification have good results. If you do need external detoxification, where to find drugs, and then according to their specific conditions, under the guidance of doctors and carry out detoxification.
detoxification can beauty?
factors influence a variety of looks, such as qi stagnation, blood deficiency, heat heavy and so on. To beauty, the key is to find out the reasons of appearance, such as mental stress is too much, nutrition is unreasonable, or irregular periods, so as to have targeted conditioning blood, liver and kidney tonic. In addition, the so-called detox mostly bitter cold medicine thing, easily hurt the stomach, reach the long-term use is not only cosmetic purposes, and the more food the more haggard face. Therefore, to develop a good [url = javascript:;] life [/ url] habits, eating habits is essential. vegetables and vegetable species detoxification Qingfei

human respiratory process, are exposed to a lot of dust, pathogens, viruses and other toxic substances, clearing the lungs of vegetables are carrots, pumpkin, mushrooms, seaweed, celery, etc. .
sweat glands to keep vegetables
smooth, remove heat, expelling wind and detoxification, fitness and disease prevention is an important line of defense, sweating vegetables, mainly onions, or parsley, ginger and pepper.
purge vegetables
stool is not clear signs of weakening digestive detoxification, purge vegetables are spinach, carrots, cucumber, taro, garlic, bitter melon, green beans.

2007 Hello

. . .How can I do to get through the new year
every day makes me feel lonely ..
only thing I recall . . . . Only drunk . The hope to escape. Days is not as people would like . .
hope the new year a good start . Want to work smoothly. Family and friends are healthy and happy
hope I can lean a little

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

People who give out of love

a man stare at the clouds
I know I will think of you think you will hurt
knowing , will be sad .. ...


forget the only way you will not think of you to remember the past are no longer together
days
I chose to read , to forget you
Unfortunately, I do not know like heart was gone out the window
eyes follow the butterflies to fly I do not know where to


the cold winter weather, especially a person
walked aimlessly < br> A big wind ah , are taking the hair and towel blowing up
but I do not feel
just stare at my shadow


never been in love, By sentiment that is bound to be the most heartbreaking that
each time, I said to myself
forget you , that is, let my own
However, I am still not live up to expectations ...


inadvertently reminded every time you smile ,
piled all the pains the heart base to bang collapse
Yes, I was not strong

I can not save yourself if, You still love me a little bit
please, please do not torture me , do not appear in my heart , okay ?


the day you left me sad
But the days to death
always had
remember when you said the world without you , the time clock or to nap
life is still too


Yes ah, do not you ...
world or the world

my life I had
so I still have to give yourself time to
a man quietly , quietly
you leave this world to face the day ...


Finally, I would like to request you to take the initiative away from my heart
, okay ... so then on
, No one can hurt you and I then had

True

Wonderful memories , like the amusement park -like love we like happy lovers should not be too much fun of course, we all blame
miss is as soft as the clouds and you lay quietly like a wayward lost my arms and I hugged kids alone
We've all been sorry to understand also be difficult to re- missed love to
not be afraid to confess your fear spoil easily and should not be forgotten that
find love back to where all the regret that can unlock the truth of love
give me some clips put together unexpected loss of memory initially unknown love
you forgotten I was with the wonderful memories you have left is our heart cries remind us that the only love once
your smile as bright as the sun carefully hidden in my pocket when I gave me a warm and vulnerable who can not replace
but we have to understand also been difficult to re- pity to miss out once Do not be afraid to be honest Pa
easy to be spoiled and should not be forgotten that
find love back to where all the regret that can unlock the truth of love
give me some clips put together unexpected loss of memory initially unknown love

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Frolicking in the bedroom !

SituationA man if a woman had a special feeling , then when he started to accept that your upper body, but as time goes by , at the heart of integrated virtual think of how to get the lower body. While women do, she is also feeling the beginning started from the upper body , she is simply paying their most sincere thing.
men are women , will feel tired , it is because men succeeded , after love gone cold, while women feel the love has just begun.
is how men think and the end of love, a woman is thinking about is how to open a long long time . The separation of sex and emotion , human nature for men is a romantic , while the woman is a kind of human torture.
women need romance , no sex love so that they are holy , but only for women sexual unforgettable romantic . Lose yourself. Women become prisoners of love , no one can change the fate of slavery .
to love, a woman willing to be a cattle and horses . Women want a man good for them , but the good criterion is the unity of love and sex .
smart woman too smart, so I do not mind the men , they will be lonely, silly woman full of pain after I discovered that no one worthy of the scars show off .
If a woman's desire to use their lower body to retain a lost love, then she free bit overestimating the end of her fascination with this man . Man can admire a woman a long time , because of his desire for a woman over the lower body upper body . In this crazy era, after all, is the minority. The nature of men's hunting is not change.
so smart women thinking with their bodies , a woman with a face mediocre thinking , the most stupid woman thinking with lower body

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Violet

Violet, red violet color of the original, with aroma. Varieties are white, all red, purple and yellow. Are designed for potted plants or cut flowers type. Of thermophilic and climate. General greenhouse in early spring sowing, summer and autumn flowering; or autumn sowing, early spring flowers in the greenhouse. Autumn cooling bed nursery in central China, sub-flowering spring open field.
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first time I saw Violet, not in the nursery, not in the park, but in a girl's body.
specifically, is in her left one, the pattern of a partial blue violet is the flower nipple and areola is violet petals.
I do not know flowers, in addition to roses. She said it was a violet, the color because it is a mixture of red and blue, because the more the point of blue, so it's relatively obscure color. If her heart is hot, the blood circulation in the heart of the increase, this time, because the violet color of the blood and become reddish and gorgeous.
She also said that if her loved one together, violet buds will quietly become larger, delicate violet petals set off will be more attractive.
tattoo Violet, was originally to commemorate a love, but did not think, love gone, I want to forget someone, but you will never eliminate violets. Violet can not forget her past pain. She better hope that this little violet can be given a new meaning to re-new life, to tell the sweet light of her new hope.
I like to listen to her as a student muttered whisper, in front of Violet, is a prelude to so much before I return through the list of. Violet at first a shock to me, it is so perfectly set in the most charming parts of woman to enjoy it, I even forget she is a woman.
but after listening to her presentation, I realized that she was my girl catch a good bitter, an angel in my mind. But now, Violet changed her image in my mind. Why is she telling me this, ah, I hate violet, because it does not belong to me, but belongs to another man.
kiss, caress, a lover of romantic music, but can not find the original front in the Violet rhythm.
She was intently watching me, maybe she figured out what I feel now, perhaps wondered whether I understood what she meant.
violet color gradually turned into a partial blue purple, buds are getting smaller and smaller.
Partial blue petals to kiss me under the red, larger bud? But that ultimately does not belong to me, I'm just the object of her empathy, a poor substitute. Perhaps, eventually will have a new birth of her violets, her violets as I will pour out of the fruits of hard work, but I would give you violets new? I can not forget Violet was born for me for me to open it?
so bitterly to heart, though, but the hands involuntarily extended to the violet. Violet cold, like there is no life in general. My touch is mechanical, as if the woman's breast really only plants, but not her body.
mechanical touch, so that Violet has a trace of warmth, the color began to turn red petals, buds and gradually expand. She nestled her head on my shoulder, with a tongue licking my neck. I felt her hot breath, her clever tongue ... ...
my hand began to push hard and I began to ravage Violet, as she lit the warmth of my love, and love, made me hate it even more to this that I bring a lot of spiritual violet.
my ravaged her breathing speed up, she suddenly in my neck bite fiercely.
pain, I become more resentment. Originally, I love her like that, at first I did not realize that I just like her taste of the appearance of a woman of her, and I falling in love with her only with a random, I just want to finally have her reveal her All of the women's secrets. But now, when I know a strange man before I left her mark forever, I actually do you care about so sad that to heart. I can not stand her with me when someone else in mind, I can not stand on the flower in her heart violets.
charming violet, and did not give me a pleasure, on the contrary, it can only stimulate me deeply, I have to imagine other men in her possession. Possession did not end like that, but deeply embedded in her heart.
Inadvertently, I severely pinched Qiazhao tis Violet, I wish I could tear up the flower, but I have an unblemished her.
violet red from the blue, but also from red to purple, becoming a true violet. A drop of crystal violet on the tears fell, like the morning dew, and slowly rolled by the bud to flower.
because of pain? The pain is physical or spiritual pain? Did I hurt you? My neck hurts, my heart will be also faint for pain.
long withered flower. Each person will have in the past, I tell you Violet, I do not want to cheat because I like people. I really hope that my heart violets can recover, and the flower, just for you were open. If possible, I prefer to be hurt again, will be violet erase, as long as you like, my heart still is sweet. tears. I do not know whether she really forget violets, forget that man.
I can forget Violet's story?

what kind of man would make a woman bear so much pain, the most sensitive parts of their own, a tattoo of a violet?
what kind of woman, because a man, so that the original only in the hearts of the flowers open, reveal in their own flesh?
lingering in my own imagining escape. In fact, I can get rid of it all, I just leave her, or just play with her, then all the pain will not me. However, the violet is so stubbornly about my feelings, and even turned to stone, heavy pressure in my heart on.
I suddenly become extremely sensitive, I'm afraid after a flower shop, I was afraid to see all the plants, I am afraid with all the name Violet, I even fear of color, all that will make me think of her past.
trying to forget her Violet, although it has been stuck in her mind, but I tried to find her want to forget everything, and used to torture my own nerves.
my search was unconscious, because I actually do not want to hit a shred of her past, but that is beyond the control of the possession of a very selfish desire, I can not get rid of that shadow.
ten thousand times my heart the caution myself, I have is now her and her future, but I can not have her past. However, that deep-rooted violet stems, and always my favorite time to stretch my mind and hurt my heart.
my sensitive, so she became cautious. She must have regretted her own frank, because I've never had a good touch of violet, I even want to see the flower. I know, even I can not see, it still will change color some time quietly changing the shape, but that has nothing to do with me, it does not belong to me, but belongs to another man. Maybe she knows I care about her and loved her, so she can try to avoid everything happening touch my nerves.

day, some friends and I to dinner at her flat near, I hope she can stay with us, she wanted her to dinner and his colleagues rejected my invitation. But she told me that the dinner was over to come to me, and then go home.
world really is too small, when we eat, she and a man and woman walked into this hotel also.
her face suddenly became very embarrassed, because she Wanmeixiangdao would meet me at this hotel. I suddenly realized that the man, the man certainly is the past, that is, the master violet.
in front of friends, I do not want to go too far, I just invite them to come and join us for dinner. She shook her head and said some kind words, they and a male and female weeks into the upstairs box.
my pride was a serious injury, the original and compared to her old lover, I was so insignificant, she would rather give up I am with him, but I do not want to make a little sacrifice.
my friend did not know she was my girlfriend, so, despite the bitter heart, but the face, I am still in a good mood and their greetings.
why should she meet him? Is Jiuqingfuran? Can not forget? Or ... ...
I went off, sent her text messages: , and smiling and greeting my friends, turn me aside: , because in front of friends, I do not want to make things too stiff. look at the time, and imagine her upstairs, and he is doing.
1 个 多 hour later, dinner me and my friends have been coming to an end, not the slightest movement can still upstairs.
excuse I came upstairs to the bathroom a package, she sat in the center of a man on her left side, a woman in her right, is talking and laughing in the chat, the food on the table has bottomed out, the wine remaining the same.
see me, she was smiling, the man and woman will be introduced to me, but she did not say I was her current boyfriend.
Then she will say hello to the box, I am told I'll be right over. I did not say anything, just held out his hand on her left internal mammary Sijin to pinch a bit.
she must hurt, the whole body shudder, her hand gently patted my face, then walked into the house.
night, she and I were alone, she is very casual so I do not be sensitive, because her heart is only me, and that man is her past, this meeting is also purely a matter of protocol, no emotional color.
I'm a man, although I do not want a thousand hearts, but I do not want her to know how much I actually hated her move today, I can not let her know that I care about her, I can not give her a I kind of narrow-minded idea. Words, I did not accuse her of anything, but **** it, I will all have to vent all the anger in her flesh.
violet again the object of my vent.
this matter, then no one mentioned any more, but it always bothered me: she really love me? If she loves me, why should former boyfriend meet? Why are met me, she is still selected and old lovers together instead of me?

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Cold Moon Villa

Speaking of coldest month Villa, no do not know martial arts community . In addition to Shaolin, Wudang , the best known even if it was . That year, the father of Fei Long Yuan coldest month with a sword , and Huiming head master of Shaolin martial confirmed , the two you come to me , World War, five hundred strokes , due to long terms of dollars less in the internal force , and finally Under the Master Huiming Yi Jin Jing defeated , but the glorious defeat , it laid the coldest month from Villa 's position in the martial arts .
Longfei the throne , the plot is very involved in martial arts event, fair dealing everything , making even more favorably Villa coldest month . Villa coldest month in the painstaking efforts the same time, Longfei martial arts did not put aside , smart with congenital acquired all the training , in the forty years of age , the repair is more than a year to Long Yuan . Swordsmanship coldest month is also a lot of sophistication . However, everything has an unexpected , Fei gave birth to a child and a daughter , his son called Long Xu , Fang twenty and five years , married the eldest daughter of a family of South Murong Murong Lan wife. Daughter called Long Fei , annual aromatic sixteen , as brother and a difference of nine years old , so childhood is Villa 's favorite Longfei most of the time spent on foreign affairs , and on household management also much less , with doting More ingredients , then form the dragon Philippine wayward side.
two months ago, riding the streets Philippine Long play , somehow, escape when frightened horse , hit a pair of begging the mother and daughter , stopping to discuss claims that her daughter was headstrong with a whip to the Philippine Long Pumping hurt , an old man can not see the past, Chaolong Philippines waved his sleeve , and suddenly an incense wind nostrils , followed by Long Fei felt listless , in a faint. Busy divvying up the family home of the dragons carried back to the Philippines , called the doctor , but do not know what in the drug , in addition to To lose unconscious , the other everything is normal. Owned by the geniuses who goes after child diagnosis, confirmation is a Hmong in the southern strawberry , the only solution to this drug , and only a southern coniferous grass. Fei eager to save the woman , all the way long-distance run around , ask around , and finally reached the grass Wumeng place within the specialty - Five Lin Fong .

Monday, April 25, 2011

QQ comedy series I was an automatic response I afraid of

OICQ worm first saw the name on a friend to become blue, green with envy, thinking that he is a master, you can get different color of their names, for the QQ column test various features numerous color change is still not immortal, then send the information in the past: how the name ended up blue ah?
friends come back: something, and so will say it again.
Bugs: All right.
Friends: problems, so will say it again.
Bugs: ah? Know.
Friends: problems, so will say it again.
Bugs: Do you stutter ah?
Friends: problems, so will say it again.
... ...
N long worm that is automatically able to read back ... ... *&^%$#
work hard to rise to counterattack. Present with eyes closed, set back, the replacement back, who saw in the move, laughing endless ... ... the long run, to leave the state of feeling QQ automatic reply in the online world is indeed a unique landscape, from a wide variety of auto-reply to the author can get a glimpse of personality characteristics, or funny, or playing a trick, or ridicule, or tooth, or halo head or striking, it is a wonderful
so, so, so, now, see the wonderful big screen showing automated response QQ started!
first recommendation is of a humorous reply:
ah, so fast I wanted you? No hurry! Right back.
I smoke to go, you should talk to the machine chatting it ~ ~
yelled something to me please!
you are connected to the sea wolf the refrigerator, after you break into the food, thank you.
I was under the backgammon, the last distraction lost all the pants. The Zaishu be nude! I do not want to be seen, so this disc will return to you the next over.
Nine birds to eat first, because there are nine heads, so the time may be a little bit longer ... ...
scared, nine head to eat it, until he comes back, it is estimated to grow nine you head out. :)
most people
Look! See what see! Are there any good! !
you know you're a pest? !
say in, not in! Do you believe I'm not in! !
is asking the manuscript, I argue that I carefully cut your tongue, hum ... ....
wah-wah, I flash first ~~~~~ nervous: (
fact most people are not against Xiong Baba's reply, a friend of the auto-reply to one word:
ah
people admire is borne in preparation for a master already, soldiers to be blocked, water to soil flooding:
artificial respiration now on, you call it, I spit back ... ...
want to talk to me? I would much, on this one it!
Hi, I'm angel's QQ, she was busy, I do not care about you,: P
hey, want to see my automatic reply? ? ! ! No way! ! !
If I'm not, then I will automatically get back to you, you know how to be considered automatic reply? For example, this sentence you've seen the same twice over.
Oh, try again, make sure you can see two more of the same words.
straightforward type:
I'm in the bathroom.
busy!
gastrointestinal construction ... ...
these people are generally vigorous and resolute GG. : P
MM responses were more tricks after another, a dilemma: I was hot the other GG
it, was busy working out and then soak you!
Why? ? ! ! Why I'm online, you do not online, you online, I do not line it?
Dear, Please wait for me for a while, I cried for the children ... ...
ah ~ ~ ~ you good or bad ... ...
boom ~ ~ heavy landing. (Both acid is Mandezhaoya a)
course, not all of the MM are acid Oh, and I still see the pity in:
555, but please do not leave me before I leave you.
trance, tears raging in the face, crying? Who cares? Ah clouds floated the horizon, she will stay ... ... (sad to go alone ... ...)
days 啦, QQ GG have met on this response, not distressed something. Hey,, this powerful move it!
but more powerful type of Rights to the number of monk, sticky S person:
really chat with me? Are you ready? Do not regret it? Really do not regret it?
Oh ~ you're naughty! You see, I would not finish you go again ~ ~
you know what a Clang clang clang clang is only you ~ ~ ~
So what, do not flash people will have countless flies into your ear
unreadable type: Mani Mani coax
ah!
... ... hee hee, hey, huh, huh, ha ha ... ...
eyelashes fell into the milk, and nothing in the sky, I was ... ...
&^%%$@@&**&^%$$#$#@%&, right, I'll be fine!
faint! You understand? Anyway, I get do not understand.
most horrible thing is that Yijingyizha reply:
I'm in a daze, not here. Even if you stay to look down your big banana watermelon, then told me to bite you! ! Ka Kaka Kaka ... ...
down, accidentally bite him, three days after the vaginal pain vaginal pain also!
course, there are those who take the trouble to provide you with a number of options:
tick, here is the automatic response, mm please uh, I'll contact you, jj Please send two, I'll contact you, ggdd not be made because you were not Contact! !
If it is noon, I went to dinner, if it is work time, I was the boss called to lecture, if you're the boss, when I did not say ... ...
... ... There
N times to play the worm fooled you top type:
comrades, you work hard, please continue!
are formatting your hard drive, please wait ... ...
I have just received is garbled, please re-send again ~ ~
rookie bosom the poor so re-issued in good faith information, chances are there hidden QQ very tough people are laughing too! >:
said cheated the most classic is a GG complaint to the worm's
MM: go eat.
GG (ecstasy): OK!
MM: go eat.
GG (heart): go!
M: go eat.
GG (hope): I say yeah, waiting for you.
colleagues: go eat.
... ... (Qi Huang)
also eat rice, people have left early in the morning! Leave a automated response so that the silly white GG busy as a rushing and interest. Haha.
555, can be sorted out so much, we can imagine the pain suffered worms deep and heavy, but hey, then, with the full roll back Jinglun, since without the fear may be back between the vertical and horizontal QQ cheating.




Aha, totally convincing! The whole bulk of a flute, I actually thought it was an automatic reply! Haha, happy to the extreme. Hey, Wolf on the line when his brother, say hello first:



down, but also auto-reply!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Was interrupted by applause 127 times , Zhejiang University Zheng Qiang classic quotes

1. The Japanese would rather like the black, not like us, because without the spirit of Chinese people.

2. everyone is laughing at Russia, but I know that Russia will be developed in future, because people there do not eat 2 days still hungry line up, and we have 2 people have squeezed their hands full.

3. Japanese violations of us, because we have a lot of traitors. Japanese violations of the future we will also not be a traitor? Who is the traitor to China's future? A large part of you present here will be. Because you laughed at the Patriot, worship power and money, despicable ideals and ambition.

4. Who now is the traitor? Peking University Tsinghua University students because they learn to use the knowledge to help foreigners to open up the market and beat our China business

5. We ignore the value of history, always thought that more new buildings better, but you go to the French city Look, there is little new construction, they are proud historical heritage, and we continue to demolition and construction of buildings to toss their own.

6. Education is not their own living, but to arouse interest and inspire the spirit. To make a living and developed by education is also possible, but was we over-seriously.

7. in the future even if China is well developed, but you look at the rich man driving a luxury car from a car window outside their spitting, throwing garbage. You know, without education, a strong China will not be rich again.

8. Reading is to responsibility. But now the education to make women bear too much responsibility, so that too many men to escape responsibility.



9. human history is in fact a series of impulses. So do not despise the impulse, because the impulse is cute.



10. China's basketball is not the lack of technology, not lack of money, but they lack a sense of responsibility, even a sense of responsibility to consumers.



11. who will sing with breath sounds, it is not tired. When I see you speak throat is moving, I knew you were singing was not good enough.



12. the next 20 years, Chinese people worship is the knowledge not the officials. This is something we should learn from the Japanese, the nation's respect for knowledge, to be added. But now, a bit of money in China, who, a little right of the people - even if it is a chief, the same way, professors can also be confused no dignity. The seemingly clever smart, self-satisfied philistine, how shallow ah.



13. a man, only his parents and wife to kneel down, only to bow to their teachers, the absolute power and wealth and money should not be on the bow. But now, most people just backwards.



14. Why do not apologize for the Japanese, the Japanese president why not apologize? Because they know that the dignity and history of the Japanese most important, but other Asian dissatisfaction with not too much weight, so they can be ignored.




15. Education should let the Chinese know how to self-esteem. But now we see foreigners on the bow, girls refuse to see foreign men in general want to please. Comrades, how much we have in front of foreigners without dignity. In studying among the University of Tokyo, I was the only back, but the Japanese but respect me, because I live in the soul, to live with moral integrity.

excerpt:
University, China did not break into an all! several in Asia can be discharged? I go abroad to look after, was to build a world class university like Zhejiang communist ideal. words, and then professor of stress us to go there, you build a chapter, and then is' to fill the gaps at home and abroad ',' the international advanced level '. write a paper is' international advanced level of research results',' the first time scientific discovery 'and so on. This is a very serious problem now! as a college professor, I am deeply worried about this! This is not our responsibility, is the ignorance of our leaders is that they initiated the mainstream. I know that here Commissioner or the manager hard to live, because you do not write such a report, you'll get the money, the project is not approved, the professor is also true, every day, write reports, not a good stop and do research in the laboratory This is very serious! Star, who can introduce to can be done ....... so now a lot of joint ventures, selling things, and not to consider these deep things. As everyone knows, this is the vicious circle of society! br>
There are plenty of English! how can we say that a person is illiterate does not speak English? language is a tool! you do not have that environment, how can he speak the language it ?...... If I were the Minister of Education, Second thing I want to reform:

First, cancel the CET. you are not a graduate student with the Chinese a pass English test six you do? see students write papers, do not have their own culture to learn, every day English exam ─ ─ tick: tick TOEFL, GRE tick, English test out the high points. can be written in English which papers in front of me to turn off it flies ? not pass the test! such trained people can do? their own professional point out Mo Xuehao !...... that is not computer illiterate, this is a misunderstanding! I am now a professor, I can not attend in computers! high-tech research results obtained? I learned my hands these days to several female students and asked what are they doing, do not see the shadows, all day long test so that test like that, to the United States to do? in the country to living to dry things! you all day test in English, the Americans with Bao Geming have received your money, the Japanese, too, Chinese students to Japan to pay a fee, to study in Japan for the Japanese to work, it really easy to some money to pay the tuition, read Dr. office when the labor force Japanese companies, after earning a sum of money back home to buy home appliances, put it all to the Japanese. you do not pay attention to this matter, which There are economic issues. This is what quality education in the end. way. This is the evil ah! so forced to do some good things, no man to do good deeds and rules are combined to develop, but only learned to flatter, to discuss the teacher like that adult words. the last on TV once broadcast, a child got a prize, the master poet, asked him the most willing to say anything, he said: They fare well in schools, to the University of nobody, so we should play, we should love. they can not do anything. In our university degree like me who never read doctoral move results, performance meant nothing! Now I engaged in this area has three months in China, an outstanding talent, had in graduate school all make-up before, but scores well on the test but had a few people went to the United States to sell traditional Chinese medicine. This shows the problem? for the boss can not do that ah !...... echelon personnel must be reasonable and Do not think that is a panacea, Professor, Ph.D. is a panacea. China's education system is to enable every people are full of hopes and ideals, to teach children to foster lofty ideals. In fact, the human capacity is not the same. Sweeper can scan Well, it should be respected; cleaning the toilets to clean, it should be respected and should not be educated at every turn. I want to be reminded that: not the case in foreign countries. the United States, Japan, Dr. difficult to find work, why? because the boss feel bad money, recruited Dr. to give him high wages, and he can do for them? This is a specific issue. in the end what to do? If I were a science and technology minister, and play to play, just as Chen Jingrun, he is playing! Chen Jingrun If you are in China today, he is definitely going to beg, because he will not engage in industrial production, His English is not good, he does not speak fluent Chinese all speak well, by now Love who you want to drop atomic bombs will come. the Japanese are like Chinese people do not like black people ....... I am particularly our female professors, female student said: In the Japanese do not talk about in front of a Japanese will not talk about; the Japanese heard you speak English, especially to see Chinese girls speak English, legs should be weak, it is true! , I would first of all the people scheduled to Hangzhou Shangri-La, to foreigners in the queue outside! (applause!) so you can let your people love their country! a Japanese farmer went to Emei Mountain to play, throw the bones broken, you use the Chinese Air Force helicopter to save him, and in the Japanese university students in the dorm room of a Chinese 7 days was found dead; Nagoya University, a Doctor of Chinese couples and children eating toxic mushrooms the child and mother died, her father is a severe hepatitis patient in the Nagoya University School of Medicine room for 12 hours, a Japanese professor has not come to see! and why you should be so friendly, a great degree that their actual is ridiculed by others, laugh at your ignorance! your nation *! We can not! our leaders went abroad to visit, see a few people welcome them to feel winter ridge face; and to foreign countries were What people are police to clear the way, is this how is it? It makes us feel that the Chinese are a proud or sad? all of these, in terms of education, are deep-seated problems. So I often say that I, as a bit of natural science, I teach my students, first learn to be. Without these, you learn the polymer, foreign languages ​​are superfluous.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

No longer able to receive calls

 Five in the morning, the alarm has not rang, the phone is coming ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Ling Ling ~ ~ ~ ~

I picked it up:
phone girls, it is my contacts over seven months and was a classmate of his girlfriend ~ ~ clean ~

wake me up every time, I'm always happy every time.

I spoiled her, said:
clean a little bit angry and said:
finished, hung up. toot ~~~~~

Oh ~ ~ and angry, and sometimes really want to ignore her, the kind of temper, who under the the ah??

I swore into the phone space, but think about it, If it were not her words,

I do not have a record of zero late ah ~~^^ comfort of their own hearts)

evening, I called to her:
She said:
I said:
Jie:
how do you use more than I'm not ah?
me:
clean: Instead of me wasting telephone

I listened to a little well done, said:
not called do not call, oh great!
Jie:
and my family tonight to catch the night train to the northern part of wedding feast, so leave tomorrow,

with the teacher to help me remember that Oh! I am a bit sorry
asked her:
clean and stammered:
I am concerned and said:
remember to wake me up tomorrow, oh
finished, hang up that could not bear to hang up the phone, looking forward to tomorrow,

turn out the lights, ready to sleep, the bell?? bell?? the phone rang, but look at the time,

only three in the Lord?? picked it up? Hello???? Hello??? Talk to me?? Hello?? the other side did not respond??

which will not be trick, right? hung up and went to sleep,

but how an unrest in my heart it? ? Whether it? Sleep!

bell?? bell?? the phone ring and ring??? pick it up a little bit angry??? Hello???

Jie:
Huh ~? five 啦 ~ ~ But how good clean sound means the feeling of weakness ~ ~

may be too tired last night, my mind thought it ~ ~ ~

Jie:
.... be careful on the car to go to school .. ah
me:
unable to say :
mean anything? Always feel a little bit not quite right? Look at the watch?? He? 5:20 a?

I said:
Jie cried and said:
Du --- I hung up the phone - Huh? clean like say? ?

sort? school matter? night call her again?
While I was anxious to get up
with, while I thought, how can call me so late ah??

not still angry that right? To school, I leave to go and clean

me:
coach said to me hard with a straight face:
I suddenly feel kind of bad, anxious to understand the teacher asked:
Why not please it?
teacher:
and clean, pronounced dead this morning,
not! I can not accept the fact crying up spot, despite the people around,

cried loudly:
teacher cried and said:
to the hospital, into the morgue, the body of the cold, cruel fact,

on the show in front of me looked at her hand still holding a cell phone,

showing my home phone I collapsed, completely unable to accept this fact,

I cried for cleaning said get up, but also sleep, late for school!

Ming ?????? this fool? tomorrow we going to wake me up? ? ?

I knelt down and cried cried the whole body energy left. . . . . . . . . .

got home, I hold tired body, lying in bed, I had no energy?

full cry again, and the next day, the alarm clock rang? 5:20 a? was thinking?

hateful? how clean did not call me? ? Anxious to get up at the same time, I cried??

because cleaning can no longer call me to get up.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

River gurgling sound

 I like the stream.
free tenacious , the flow stream, Qingyin sings , quiet peaceful ,
quietly savor the ups and downs of childhood.
dream creek is a wonderful state.
quiet heart indifferent Flow ,
let your thoughts in the quiet night light inadvertently walking ,
dim queue in the stream alone , Ju Yipeng clear water ,
forget all of the Peony Pavilion , leaving only one soul of the Pure Land .
I want to cover in a small stream, a few cabins , always focussed on the mountains between ,
cultivate character, purification of the mind ! Away from the noise , the unique flavor !

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Folk remedies !

 Very useful ! Keep it ! die! Great! Turn, my friends, governance rhinitis, behind acne, removal of smell, the natural growth of eyelashes ... ... many, many remedies ... ...
my classic folk remedies. Please believe me.
1, headache (kind of headache can be): a white radish juice, two drops of each drop of the nose (both nostrils are drops), twice daily, once every 4-5 days, you can dig up the roots. Jichi pepper, pepper.
2, dizziness (lightheadedness, dizziness): a duck, bean 20, stir boiling water, the morning flight, once a day for 7 days have effects. Avoid Chijiu, spicy.
3, insomnia, dreams: before going to bed with a half-basin of hot water, add one or two of vinegar foot soak for 20 minutes, and the raw light blue 1-2 roots.
4, dry cough (cold or other causes may be): raw black sesame seeds 3 money (about a spoon), crystal sugar, were broken open water the morning flight, 3 days recovery, less fish class.
5, stomach pain, spit acid, ptosis of the stomach, gastric inflammation: the first time in a couple of garlic, charred skin, plus a bowl of water to a boil, add the amount of sugar fasting food, the second day for 7 days to cure .
6, hypertension, hyperlipidemia: * one or two of celery seed, wrapped with gauze and put 10 pounds of water decoction, early, middle and late drinking a cup. Not afraid of spicy, could, early in the evening eating raw garlic 2, a lower blood pressure, blood lipid effects.
7, heart disease, coronary heart disease: a twelve peanut shells, green beans 5 money, will prepare a bowl of soup dose, the second day, take a half months.
8, gastroenteritis, diarrhea: two each half Chaojiao with wheat flour, add water and mix thoroughly with the amount of sugar, before meals, clothing, day, 2-3 days of secondary effects. Jichi persimmon, banana, greasy.
9, dyspepsia (indigestion with children): 4, two fried chicken skin nap research into yellow powder, sugar water before meals with a blunt, the second day, a 2 money (about half a spoon), children half a served to, Jichi snail.
10, chest tightness, flatulence: white radish seeds * 5 money, will prepare a bowl of soup served three times a day, once every 3 days along with consumer product gas effect.
11, neurological decline: 1 Porcine two, add a spoon of honey, steamed food, once daily, ate 5-10 days.
12, heat dry mouth: reed rhizome *, mung beans all 5 money, plus a bowl of water to boil, add appropriate amount of crystal sugar, to eat bean soup reed rhizome, served on the second, and even for 3 days . Fluid lungs, Reduce Pathogenic Fire antipyretic.
13, gallbladder, kidney, urinary tract stones: The Gallus gallus domesticus, 50 grams of corn, fried a bowl of soup a dose, 2-3 times per day, and even served 10 days. Jichi liver, fat, egg yolk.
14, acute and chronic renal inflammation: 4 blackfish around a double, to scales, intestine, green tea 2 money, including the use of wire strapped into the belly, plus a bowl of Shuizhu Shu, eat fish soup, one day, ate 10-15 days. Ji Jiu, salt, bananas, and sexual intercourse.
15, Diabetes: a porcine pancreas, melon skin a couple of add Shuizhu Shu (raw is also good), less add some oil, salt and spices (Do not add wine, sugar) eat a day a, ate 20 days.
16, poor memory: a goose egg, stir into the bowl add the amount of sugar, steamed morning flight, ate 5 days, have a clear educational function of the brain, enhance memory have effects on , Jichi seaweed, pepper, animal blood, wine, green beans
17, urinary incontinence (urinary urgency, can not control): Intestinal pair, washed and dried, fried yellow research into powder, rice wine delivery service, each time a money, three times a day, served Jiyu. Avoid ginger, spicy.
18, constipation (dry stool guitar, bowel problems): a bowl with the cooked pumpkin, add lard 5, salt and eat the right amount of money and, once daily, once effective, 3 may be more .
19, snore: pepper 5-10 tablets, a glass of water before going to bed with open blisters, cold water to be post-dose (pepper against the next), even for 5 days, will no snoring.
20, stroke: a two-day drink only raw celery juice, mild disease who served a half months, who served from January can be more seriously ill, Jichi lamb, duck.
21, Hyperthyroidism: Dioscorea bulbifera * 9-12 grams, with three bowls into a bowl of water to cook once a day; another 50 grams of foam used 1 kg of liquor, served a two-,5-8 weeks significantly decreased metabolic rate.
22, chronic enteritis: an egg, half of the two liquor, mix, every night before bedtime.
23, play worms: raw pumpkin seeds 20, shelled before meals, flight attendants, one eating the next day with the insects to defecate.
24, abdominal pain (abdominal pain with adult): deposited with an orange peel in the navel. Salt and then half a catty sizzling (not too hot), deposited in the orange peel, the pain immediately.
25, eating junk: leek half a catty, not chopped, fry some more lard, once eaten, debris can be discharged with the stool.
26, molar: a raw orange peel to eat before going to bed every night, ate 2-3 days, treating pediatric and adult sleep molars.
27, drooling (adults, elderly people with sleep drool method): Loach half a catty, gutted roasted research into powder, rice wine blunt, a second money, once daily, which served be.
28, the examination room sedative prescription: students writing the exam immersive battlefield, often due to excessive tension, so that your produce palpitation, the phenomenon of stage fright, and thus can not function properly and fallen off. This paper introduces a unilateral: Suanzaoren *, green beans and one each in two to cook a bowl of soup once finished, the second day, power to begin two days before the test service to test the end, there are sedative effect.
29, arthritis, frozen shoulder (including rheumatic, rheumatoid arthritis): consumption of fine salt 1 kg, put the pot sizzling, add onions to be, ginger 3 money, together with cloth, wrap the affected area while hot to cold salt; once daily, once a week, with the effect of dampness Herd.
30, renal deficiency, low back pain: silk seeds half a catty, fried yellow research into a powder. Liquor delivery service, every time a money, the second day, served Jiyu. The governing party also low back pain after childbirth.
31, cervical pain: sheep bones (raw, cooked may be) two two smashed fried yellow, dip white wine 1 kg, three days after wiping the neck, three times a day, usually 15 days, however, can cure.
32, bone spurs (hyperostosis): couple of dog bones, smashed fried yellow dip white wine 1 kg, three days after the affected area with rubbing alcohol (preferably with a cup of food for this wine), three times a day , needed a half months can be more.
33, leg cramps: * one or two mulberry fruit, fried one drink a bowl of soup, the second day, 5 days recovery.
34, crooked eye and mouth (facial nerve palsy): eel blood painted face, painted on the left of the left askew, and wipe with the palm of your hand from left to right repeatedly, every 2 minutes, the second day, right Anti-distortion is done, once every three or four days is positive.
35, prolapse of the rectum (anus when stool off solution): Each with a leek half a catty, 2 pounds boiled water to wash the anus opening, the second day, wash three days.
36, stiff neck (as a pillow or sleeping position discomfort caused by neck pain): leek juice heated neck rub, rub seven or eight days. 2-3 days to cure.
37, quit smoking: a couple of dried pumpkin vine *, fried Tonga amount of brown sugar a serving bowl, three times a day, 7 days and never want to smoke.
38, alcohol: a live eel, put a bottle of liquor, dip two days after the wine, 1 1-2 two or three times a day, will never want to drink alcohol after serving drop of wine.
39, alcohol is not drunk: Gegen * 1 money, drink water before drinking a cup and then drink alcohol solvable, so people will not drunk.
40, longevity health wine: magnet, fleece-flower root *, jujube, walnut, medlar * the one or two, dip white wine or rice wine jin, two days after eating at regular drinker at the wine, such as the consumption of a variety can ruddy face, the elderly, and enhance resistance to disease, a delay aging effect.
41, luck, athlete's foot: two raw garlic, peeled and soaked into the 3 days within half a catty vinegar, garlic and then rub the affected area 3 times a day. Used 7-10 days, anti-inflammatory effects and kill bacteria.
42, hand sweat, sweat too much: alum * 5 money, hot water, 2 pounds, with melted dipping hands and feet, a 10-minute, let the natural air dry after dipping, once daily, 5 days After the hands and feet sweat normally.
43, hand, foot and cracking, rough: raw lard twenty-two, add sugar 1 money. Even wiping the hands and feet pound a day 2-3 times. Grams of the more common 7 days, then rub a few days later and never relapse.
44, burns: You can use egg white, sugar water, vinegar, honey, as soon as painted in the burn wound, they will not blister and easy to good.
45, mosquito bites (redness, itching): Use vinegar, toothpaste, salt water, cigarette ash, add water and mix thoroughly coated, immediate results can be itching, swelling detoxification.
46, women, vaginal discharge (leucorrhoea more, smell): a raw egg from a knock a small hole into the seven eggs, white pepper, the paper sealed in boiling water to the pepper eggs, each Day one, ate one week, Jichi blood, green beans.
47, outside the Yin Yang: one or two very light blue root, pepper 10, with Jianshui bowl, wash the genitals, twice a day, a total wash for 3 days.
48, uterus, ovarian tumor: Red 6 grams, 30 grams of black beans, Shuijianbi to eat black beans and saffron soup, 2 times.
49, impotence (men's penis can not erect): magnet (magnet) 5 money, rooster testicles 5, liquor soaked pound, three days later by the amount of Chijiu often, it generally takes to eat a half to January. (Magnet can be used repeatedly.) If not Chijiu, and the daily two cock testicles fried food, ate a half months to January, full recovery of function.
50, premature ejaculation (premature ejaculation during intercourse men): Yan Huang leek seeds * half a catty, with wine delivery service, a 2 money, three times a day, served the cure.
51, male sexual dysfunction (impotence not only the focus of power is not weakened, more common in the elderly and infirm, but also caused by excessive sexual intercourse): live one or two large freshwater shrimp, or shrimp, white wine 1 kg, 5 days after the press often at Baptist Chijiu drinker, the wine after the shrimp fry to eat. Used a half months, a yin tonic, aphrodisiac, the male hormone supplement and enhance the effectiveness of sexual function.
52, prostatitis: 0.5 grams of musk and white pepper 7, research into Ximo, bottling use. The umbilical washed with alcohol, the musk into the navel, the pepper and then cover the top, cover with a white circle, external tape snapping, dressing 1 every 7-10 days, 10 to 1 course of treatment.
53, BPH: melon seeds * 30 grams, 15 grams of black fungus, Qin skin * 15 grams, Shuijianbi, Japan 2 times.
54, pain (neuropathic, allergy, pain, tooth decay may be): 10 tablets pepper, white wine or two, the pepper soaked in wine, the ten minutes after the mouth with wine, a few minutes that is effective, a 2 times every 10 minutes, 3-4-day recovery.
55, periodontitis, gingivitis: with an equal amount of egg white, stir a drink, including the mouth, spit out after 5 minutes, the second day (day one egg), 2-3 days of anti-inflammatory pain.
56, dental bleeding (often caused by bleeding or brush your teeth): 10 tablets pepper, vinegar two or three, dip two days after the mouth with a time 3 minutes 2 times a day for 5 days have effects.
57, vision loss (the old light, the old flowers, depending on the material is unclear): White Chrysanthemum * 2 money, medlar * 2 money, with the water brewing day (one can be soaked three times) Even drinking a half to January, with the effect of water eyesight. Avoid spicy food thing, kelp.
58, cataracts (cloudy crystal, so vision loss): * 250 grams Tribulus terrestris, Yang Gan 250 grams, 200 grams of sugar, and research for the end of 15 grams per serving, served on the 2nd, 8 weeks effective.
59, insect ears: The cat urine drop, ear drop, the bugs will be automatically out. (Cat urine extraction method: a large flap with garlic, peeled and rub cat nose, cat or pee).
60, sore throat (throat dry and pain, foreign body sensation, acute and chronic can be): a green tea bubble tea about 2 two of water, add honey and mix the two half-day in several second rinse throat and swallow slowly, one day, 3-5 days, anti-inflammatory analgesic, wet throat, treatment of acute and chronic pharyngitis. Jichi tobacco, alcohol, spicy food of all there is.
61, tonsillitis (initiated by the two sides of throat swelling, pain, mainly in the cold after the general): one or two black fungus, stir dry research into a powder, each with a half spoon of honey and mix thoroughly with the oral powder, a twice a day for 5 days and never even relapse (this side is attack with tonsillitis).
62, sound mute (cough, talk too much, singing, causes such as the well done sound dumb): egg, into the bowl, a piece of vinegar, stir well steamed food , one day, ate 2-3 days, the sound loud. Avoid spicy.
63, bad breath: * reed rhizome (fresh and dry can be) one or two, add crystal sugar bowl decoction taken orally, once daily, morning flight, and even served a week. Qinghuo detoxification, stomach fire heat treatment.
64, Fishbone card throat: the lesser of vinegar with a good drink can. If not, use a spoon to drink saliva duck, fish bone can be automated away. (Taking ducks saliva method: using a ginger and put it into the beak, and then hung upside down duck, duck that is drooling.)
65, nosebleeds: Oujie *, reed rhizome * equivalent, together with chopped, fried a bowl of water to drink, the second day, once every 5, the heat to stop bleeding, and never relapse.
66, except facial wrinkles: two spoons of fresh cucumber juice, add equal amount of egg white (about one egg), stir, wash your face every night before bedtime, and then apply facial wrinkles at the next morning Rinse with warm water, once a half to January, the gradual contraction of the skin to eliminate wrinkles with special effects.
67, thick black skin: skin whitening by the cosmetic, can only temporarily cover up, rule table is not a cure, now you Introduction of a treatment table while the real root of the problem can make the skin white whitening recipe, both simple and special effects: glycerol at 5:1 mixed with white vinegar, and often rub the skin (day two or three times) to make the skin moist, reduce melanin deposition, After January, the delicate white and tender skin, clean smooth and elastic, full of beauty. (This side is valid for genetic black).
68, except facial pigmented spots: honey, fresh tomato juice, mixed at 5:1, painted face, wash off after 10 minutes, once every 10-15 day, can break down melanin, the skin become ruddy.
69, head itch dandruff hair loss: each time the root bark of mulberry * 4 money, water jin, boil wash your hair, for once Do not overdo washed with water for 5 days, can promote blood circulation of scalp, hair-fixing role, and head itch dandruff treatment, renewable hair.
70, alopecia areata baldness: by 134 to use, and use Old ginger rub the scalp 3-5 times a day, and 69 with the use of a half months, after a month or two will not re-grow a thick hair.
71, the hair brightening: Beer vinegar by 2:1 mixture. daily moisture with a towel and apply a hair once, once a half months.
72, white hair black: the couple of Polygonum * black sesame, dry fried with crush them with sugar water to service, each 3 money, once daily, and even served a half months, can be made healthy kidney. bogey beans.
73, weight: dry lotus leaf gourd * Dry skin * 1:2 with a good day with a about two bubbles a pound of water to drink, there are thick and greasy to the effect of hand-scraping of oil, avoid fat.
74, teeth white: The same amount of salt, baking soda, add tune into a toothpaste-like, brush your teeth once a day ,3-4 days for all except the surface stain teeth, making teeth white
75, persistent cough (cough caused by emphysema and bronchitis, etc.): alum twelve, and research into a powder with the vinegar mix to paste, soy freshman group to take every night before bed deposited Zuxin (Yongquan, two-legged are deposited), cloth, thrown off the next morning for 7 days have effects.
(1) shampoo, put a pinch of salt in the water, but also can prevent hair loss.
(2) wash your hair with vinegar, can make hair floating along, easy to manage and the effectiveness of both dandruff. Particularly suitable for hot dyed hair.
(3) toothpaste when brushing your teeth with a small soda, brushing teeth after three white jade, rust teeth naturally fall off.
(4) put a few slices of tea a day chewing in the mouth three times, it will give you mouth to keep fresh, three days after the removal of bad breath.
(5) Heat over the fire with a peach on the pain of the teeth after the bite, so a few times and never toothache.
(6) sleep mouth with a piece of orange peel, with fifteen minutes 3-5 times to cure snoring spit teeth.
(7) a day, morning and evening, Chili, and slowly swallow, keep 3-4 days, oral inflammation immediately improved.
(8) with a white paste on both sides of the temple Luobu Pi, posted 20 minutes every night, can cure migraine.
(9) the large light blue within the chopper on the small cap, small cap before going to sleep the pillow can be placed in fell asleep for a few days to cure insomnia. (10) or injured ribs after the leek mash, a little boy of less urine, swelling can be attached to the wound a few hours, three days can return to normal. (11) port at each egg with a facial, wash with water after an hour, as can often rub the skin more tender.
(12) orange with a When oranges are a lot of people on the orange In fact, there is rich in flavonoids, beneficial to the body.
(13) 8 am to 10 am and 4 pm to 7 am, the sun is the best time to health.
(14) tea health is the best time 1 hour after meals.
(15) 3 minutes after a meal is a mouth, brush your teeth the best time.
(16) to sleep every night to come to a warm water bath (35 ℃ ~ 45 ℃), enables the body's muscles, joints, relaxation, blood circulation, help you sleep.
(17) after a meal 45-60 minutes per hour and 4.8 km of the speed of walking for 20 minutes, the heat consumption of the largest and most conducive to weight loss. If the meal and then walk for two hours, the effect will be better.
(18) evening exercise is most useful.
(19) upward, mouth slightly when eyedrops, so that chaos will not blink an eye.
(20) eyes the dust into a small, close your eyes and cough hard a few, the dust will own it.
(21) has just been completed when the mosquito bites, apply soap and would not itch.
(22) If the throat, inflammation of the gums, and at night watermelon cut into small pieces, dipped in salt to eat, remember that it must be night, when the symptoms will be reduced, the next day like a
(23) eat the smell of things, such as garlic, tofu, and eat a few peanuts just fine.
(24) flowers, the drop of detergent in the water, can be maintained for several days.
(25) feet sweat easily in summer, a day with salt water can be effective response feet sweaty feet.
(26) anti-insomnia: too much before going to bed less about words, avoid drinking tea, before going to bed not Dayong brain, and feet in hot water and vinegar; (28) easily becomes dry, rough hands, soak with vinegar ten minutes to hand skin;
(27) the friction face every morning a few minutes with tofu for a month, face will become very moist;
(38) bags are stained, you can use cotton dipped in oil wind fine cloth.
1. eat spicy things, I feel we should be hot die, go out into the mouth and put a pinch of salt, containing about, spit, rinse under the mouth, not spicy;
2. teeth yellow , you can chew the peanut in your mouth after, and brush your teeth for three minutes, very effective;
3. If a small area of ​​skin damage or burns, burns, cast a little toothpaste, can immediately stop the bleeding pain;
4. often mounted inside the cup of tea tea leaves ugly stains, wash with toothpaste, very clean;
5. eyedrops upward slightly when the mouth, so that chaos will not blink an eye;
6. mouth ulcers, use of vitamin C attached to the ulcer, and so it basically is like a melting ulcer;
7. the eyes into the small dust, close your eyes and cough hard a few, will have their own out of the dust; < br> 8. washing face, stick a finger in the nose on both sides of some fine salt and gently massage, and then rinse with water, blackheads and acne will be cleaned, the pores become too small;
9. just After a mosquito bite, the colored soap will not itch;
10. If the throat, inflammation of the gums, and at night watermelon cut into small pieces, dipped in salt to eat, remember that it must be night, when the symptoms will reduced, the next day just fine;
11. hair dryer blowing against the label, such as blowing hot glue marks to the labels can easily peel off;
12. Travel with clothes, if the fear of pressure from the fold, each garment can have a roll;
13. hiccups when playing drink vinegar, immediate impact;
14. eating smelly things, such as garlic, tofu, and eat Just a few peanuts;
15. to treat coughs, particularly a dry cough at night before going to sleep, with pure fragrant sesame fried eggs, put slightly more oil, what seasonings are not put, go eat hot sleep, ate a few days the effect is very obvious;
16. wrists MM want to take a long thick bracelet smaller, you can not hard-band, should put a plastic bag on the handle and then put on bracelets, very good band, but also will not be hurting his hand, but also in the same way off;
17. chestnuts difficult to peel the skin, first shell off, and then put it in the microwave it'll work out a rub while hot, skin on the out ;
18. flowers when a drop of detergent in the water, can be maintained for several days;
19. the walnuts into the steaming pot for ten minutes, then broke down out on the cold water, you can Peach kernel of the complete removal;
20. the shrimp into the bowl, add a little salt, food base powder, rub with the clutch soaked with water after a while, then rinse with water and then, make the Chao Chu of the Shrimp is as transparent as crystal, cool and tender and delicious;
21. Pork, the meat first ten minutes with baking soda and water soaked, drained of water, then flavor, it will be very tender and fried;
22. will residue of tea a few days immersed in water, pouring in plant roots, can promote plant growth;
23. the residue dried tea, put the toilet or drain in the burning smoke, eliminate odor, get rid of mosquitoes, flies with the function; < br> 24. cooked rice re-heating method: used chopsticks in the rice pot holes through some bar and sprinkle a little rice wine heavy stew,
25. if only the surface of half-cooked, as long as the surface of stew and then you can turn to the middle;
26. Qiao greasy than screens: the clothes, the rest of the cigarette smoke on the water together, to be dissolved, and brought clean the windows, window screens, the effect is really good;
27. as long as the jewelry put a small box of chalk, you can make jewelry to keep you shiny;
28. the table, bottles of adhesive surface traces of the wind spirits to wipe;
29. go out at any time in the bag with a small battery, if the skirt with a static, put the battery's positive in the skirt can be removed above the rub a few static;
30. regardless of where to wear shoes to your feet, you wear the shoes where the foot a little bit of white wine coated to ensure that the feet do not wear;
31. Heng transfer vegetables, if you have to be boiled, boiled dishes make the best use of the water. Such as making dumplings in the dish, boiled water can be a good amount of meat on the inside, so not only to ensure that nutritious, but also make delicious soup dumplings stuffing;
32. Summer feet sweat easily, salt water foot bath every day can cope with sweaty feet;
33. summer sun after swimming may prevent skin disorders and other diseases;
34. summer damp mildew prone pillows, pillow exposure often beneficial to health;
35. Eat Beans Congee and other small wet barley and spleen, can be heatstroke wet;
36. anti-insomnia: too much before going to bed less about words, avoid drinking tea, before going to bed not Dayong brain, and feet in hot water and vinegar;
37. honeysuckle any evacuation rheumatic efficacy, honeysuckle and honey cool water to cook the juice can be prepared and hot weather;
38. eating fatty foods in the tea can stimulate the autonomic nervous system, promote fat metabolism;
39. lack of sleep will make you stupid, need to sleep eight hours a day, with naps can delay aging;
40. hands easily become dry and rough hands with vinegar and soak for ten minutes to skin care; < br> 41. summer clean mat, with the dropping of the water toilet water clean mat, can maintain a fresh, clean mat. Of course, wipe down the mat when the best lines were, in order to penetrate into the toilet water lines mat gap, so cool and comfortable feel will be more durable;
42. Breakfast, eat tomatoes, citric acid and other acidic vegetables and fruits, good for Liver;
43. chill antipruritic shampoo or bath, add five or six drops in water, toilet water, can play a very good cool sterilization, removal of prickly heat antipruritic effect;
44. grapes sleep aid hormones, eat it help you to sleep;
45. summer drink tomato soup can get nourishment, but also to add water, tomato soup should be burned and cooled before drinking, contains some anti Lycopene and prostate cancer the efficacy of myocardial protection, the most suitable man; eat acid can damage tooth brushing immediately Health;
46. because of injury misfortune to scratch the skin, in the wound coated with toothpaste to inflammation, bleeding, and then dressing as a temporary emergency drug to drug toothpaste is most significant;
47. to spray white vinegar on the menu board, put half an hour after washing, not only bactericidal, but also in addition to taste;
48. yoghurt can be hangover after the irritability, yogurt can protect gastric mucosa, slow alcohol absorption, and calcium-rich drink to alleviate irritability are particularly effective;
49. shoes, put a long foreskin mold, use a soft cloth dipped in alcohol and water (1:1) solution, wipe;
50. headache, dizziness when applying toothpaste in the temple, because toothpaste contains menthol, clove oil can be pain;
51. candles round the clock frozen, then into the birthday cake, lit candles will not shed oil;
52. yellowing white clothes washed easily, it is desirable pot of water, dripping on the two or three drops of blue ink, the washed clothes soaked in the moment minutes, do not wring dry, to put the sun, you can clean and white;
53. excessive oral consumption of raw onion and garlic will stimulate the stomach, adverse health, the best add a little vinegar and then eat;
54. timely replenishment of water but should not drink fruit juice, cola, Sprite, soft drinks and other beverages containing more saccharin and electrolytes, drink will stimulate gastrointestinal adverse affect digestion and appetite. So the summer should drink boiled water or light salt (sugar) water;
55. Friction face every morning a few minutes with tofu for a month, face will become very moist;
56. Indoor air temperature should not exceed five degrees, even if the weather is hot again, and it is not air-conditioned room temperature to 24 degrees below;
57. plus enzyme detergent agent on the warm water takes a long time to break down the laundry better;
58. summer , people's time, longer, sweating, excessive energy consumption, should be more appropriate to eat chicken, duck, lean meat, fish, eggs and other nutritious food to meet the body's metabolic needs;
59. Headache mashed apples when applied to the gauze on the ground, attached to the headache at the symptoms ease;
60. purses are stained, you can wipe with cotton dipped Fengyoujing




1. hiccups when the tongue with sugar! Burp like a drink when your nose, burp, when the middle finger pulp pinch force with the thumb. Not a
2. Every day of the Shanghai medicated soap red feet, wash your socks insoles mysterious, can go to foot odor.
3. mango turn the gas on a few seconds, then peel the skin on the good
4. tomato afraid of pesticides, scalded with boiling water, the skin to peel to the
5. to say the people on earth are know, if the clothes are not careful on the oil drop, before doing the laundry, keep clothes are dry, then place the drip drops of detergent, then rub the two, wash, then there would be no child out mimeographed
6. there is sand or foreign objects into the eyes, immediately spit, spit more, and then stop blinking, try a hundred Braun's
7. home has a lot of cups of tea stains, you can use toothpaste brush, wipe the tea stains, and a brush to Come away
8. white shoe brush with the tissue paper finish drying in the sun exposure, will be white ~!
9. back of the Peas, sulfur soap with bath salts or Shanghai, persist for some time to go
10. Vitamin E coated eyelashes, eyelashes would get rough and long
11. with mosquito coils lit near the wart, and slowly roast it, take the further step to continue until the roast stand about a week or so go to the root of the wart on their own. . .
12. oral ulcer with white wine, such as feeling numb not to spit. (Alcoholism big swallow too). Several times a day, a few days like
13. Governance prescriptions rhinitis, nasal saline wash. This is nicely
to say, every time I keep telling people that the salt into the warm water, sucked from the nose, and then from the mouth, a lot of people feel very sick, the whole do not believe, but I Personality that we are a family of three has been cured.
14. Think about the songs, many sites only provide lyrics, but a lot has already been downloaded to your temporary folder (C: Documents and Settings zl Local Settings Temporary Internet Files), to Inside copy and paste to another folder on it
15. After a mosquito bites a package with a ballpoint pen drawing laps around the bite can itch
16. Shanghai sulfur soap can also be used in addition armpit slight sweat Oh! ! ! !
I used to buy a piece of the summer, water on a thick coat in the arm, if done to add a little water, so that slurry from the day, at the shower, wash. Thus it twice, the whole summer without any sweat antiperspirant sweat exposed or something.
17. before the hand is always a long frostbite, Cayao Well, next year still. Later, my father did not know where to learn, later in the winter, every day just to boil the water cannons and pepper ginger . so let me a little cold water, hot little hands. The key is to try to heat the water, as long as you can stand it, the more heat the better. but do not boiled Kazakhstan. that persist for some time, my hand no regeneration frostbite.
18. chronic pharyngitis can brush your teeth with salt water every morning, I was doing two years from broken.
19. fried fish with ginger rub the pot before .. do not stick Rights
20. with soap and water to wash the floor tiles, the effect is called an okay
21. super good stuff - the wind oil fine! Insect itch, you can go to stains, ballpoint pen and India in particular, a rub gone.
22. talcum powder sprinkled on the surface of white sneakers, can prevent dirty.
23. sticky paper exposing not down, facing the blow with a hair dryer a few minutes, it is easy to be taken off.
24. the diluted lemon juice evenly on the hair spray, hair dryer hot air drying, hair was slightly red wine, like a dyed the same Oh!
25. stomach pain, press the tiger's mouth hole
26. length of frostbite to the use of fire burned white Luo Buqie article, frostbite hot wipe at once a day until chilblains disappeared, the students tried, the second No longer in length
27. Doudou very serious squeeze toothpaste in the above points, swelling fast, just 2 hours or so will wash off, or piece of skin will bite black
28. do not drink After the big Coke bottle, you can put less likely to leak over Oh, the bottle down, the water can block the air intake was the only
29. nosebleeds, they can shoot hand-dipped in cold water neck, You can also hook the middle finger with both hands for some time
30. TX family has put a lot of long damp tea ~ If no oil is not serious to clean pot, simmer slowly roasted, as long as 2 minutes to OK the ~ Well If do not want to drink chilled in the refrigerator for use indoors, find a cloth to wrap it well, on the corner of the refrigerator, environmental protection than deodorant special ~ ~ one more big one to put the egg can be used 2,3 weeks ~ so terrifying when he can throw away the cleaning tank or use it ~! Oh well ~ Do not use water, the friction on the walls directly in the tank to the oil Oh ~!
31. nail polish on the nails after soaking in cold water, will dry very quickly
32. girls stockings sharp objects more easily scratch, bought and placed in the refrigerator for a while in the frozen , so wear is not very easy to broken.
33. with their own saliva applied to the small wound on the outside (especially bruises, scratches, etc.), very helpful for healing wounds.
34. I heard a white Luo Boqie born in the rust stains on the best places to drop a few minutes to make a little incision ~ by smashing, white radish juice to the infiltrated a little bit, and then hold a few clothes minutes to add laundry soap with water and rub the rust on a few can try out ~ TX ~ ~
35. Cosmetics Tips:
mascara did not quite Toner alcohol or baby oil or eye
syrup poured nail polish nail polish dry
nail polish dry faster than frozen mid
Moisturizer cream skin care products instead of cream
36. sucker suction is not strong: a hot water 2 eggs Qing 3 sweetened condensed milk
37. Overnight with water or tea tea will be long painted eyelashes, one week effective ~ ~ (free to Tu)
38. Summer as hot or sweaty, and I will grow back a little capsules things, with full of cucumber, or aloe rub before bed time, do not wash. two or three days like a
39. by a mosquito bite, the fastest way is coated with soap after cleaning the bathroom about
40. If the clothes are not stained with tomato juice or other fruit juice carefully and immediately wipe with a damp paper towel, which can be removed without leaving any traces (I have experimented with a white dress.)
41. because the tea leaves that cup if tea stains, you can use the letter after the wet (I do not know now who still do) rubbed, very useful, especially porcelain.
42. eat more tomatoes can cure dark circles, eating habits and then stay up all night working hard a matter will not have dark circles are not Mianyoucaise. I do not know VC or other elements at work.
43. a diamond ornaments painted layer of transparent nail polish, diamond is not easy out
44. taking a shower when the skin on the back and forth rubbing salt
one can go dead
Second, you can lose weight
gray skin after bath often drops tender. Salt is salt in general. If you want to lose weight is to cut down the location of designated circle ~
45. Extinction approach calf meat, and then his legs to do a bike upside down. I was kicking every time a song, the effect is really good
46. Adhere to the morning drink warm honey and water, the skin will get better yo
47. If the eyes are sty, the middle finger wrapped with cotton thread, After the trap, tie a knot, pulling the thread back and forth. If the eyes are long, then wrapped both hands on the middle finger, the method above. I do not know the expression is not clear. This approach is very effective, and my mom just had Dad's hordeolum cured. Sty with lines tied to the middle finger is because that is the root of the pericardium and the triple burner meridian through the place. If the filling to the late signs of pus, out of that stimulating this point, but also keep the eye with a hot towel compress, and my sty is such a good, very effective.
48. because the mother and all over the carpet so that some love the treatment on Blanket ~
1. Soy sauce, vinegar, milk, ice cream, drinks, dirty carpet, can be squeezed with a cloth dipped in warm water after the draw, and then scrub alcohol Oh
2. Pools of blood stained the carpet can be cleaned in cold water, then rub salt water or lemon juice. Oh can not use hot water because of the blood coagulation when heated, will cement the
49. If you sing the words of K sang the first home I remember a few cup of hot lemon honey Oh ~ ~
50. Laptop accidentally spilled the water or oil to the point of what can be temporarily under the first blow with a hair dryer, and then shut down not to call in before Oh, do not re-start with Oh, this will help repair Kazakhstan
51. detergent Oh, it hurts like a shoe Converse canvas shoes, white rubber toe and 4 weeks whitewashed Collage is like toothpaste, sun, prolonged sun exposure do not remember Oh
52. books or materials are water wet and then dry a little dry heavy compression than its a good book put plastic bags in the fridge and it frozen layer of ice cream a chance to sleep through half the book will become like the original Oh
53. Luoli Si pomade < br> hot over a decade made twice a year, and never burn to do maintenance, just finished first put a little of the dry hair and hair oil. Never burns the hair split ends, dry hair and shape the future and no spray water bottle will not open.
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