Noon, to save money, a beautiful line in the back when asked me: .
2. the afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a.
3. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
4. Neighbor forgotten his key, turned over the balcony from my house, find the keys in the house after he turned back, then open their own door. Even more stunning is that I was beginning to end collusion in the balcony, did not feel something wrong. Alas, we were the head must have been his way through the same door.
5. still remember the first time when the confession to the girl, too tight, and thus be To a large bottle of Sprite colleagues, to everyone down in a circle, when their turn the bottle was empty. The Sprite then the waiter shakes his colleagues, said: br> 7. and the company of two enthusiastic female colleagues (full model) together with a meal, they get together to give me a description object.
I want to say: you really warm and ah two matchmaker results of an open
: You two fat woman .....< br> 8. Ge Jige Warcraft. Counselor rounds, furious, grabbed the mouse, the desktop shortcut to Warcraft dragged into the recycle bin, clear, saying: let you play with!
9. Today, Dad's phone call to mom on the mother was busy, I picked up.
me: Hello
Dad: Well, your father do?
me: ah?
Dad: Why does your dad?
me: places. . . Call it
Dad: Oh, you let him call me back kick.
10. once you play mahjong, a power cut, on the point of candles continue to play, and later was too hot, yelling, sets eyes on his hands, the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30, the owner failing to have to 35, about a few back and forth does not give way, I think even if, and to the sheets 50, he was I found a deft 35 。。。。< br> 12. a subject requires that the following four sentences connected with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct answer should be: also learned acupuncture.
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more violent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed!
13. noon cooking, my mother gave me a pot of carrots : One time someone call my cell phone: br> A: boss, to twenty-two onions do not noodle.
owner (... ...)
a (side to find a seat side of the back to add): Do not let onions ah!
boss (in tears): Do you eat rice noodles or eat in the end is the onion?
18. time to market to buy food, prepare dinner, a Korean friend bought a lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers -
chatted, suddenly found himself out of a piece of rice on the outside, secretly feel sorry waste of grain farmers uncle to pick up and eat them. But later found that rice, seems to me ... ...
20. Xiaoqiang speech at the rally, the following people listen!
Xiao Qiang, said: , the second is black and the third is the number did not know! . .
21. yesterday, having a swim directly to the trunk open, keys thrown in, and then close the trunk ... ...
22. to friends at home, chat, her father back, mouth called embarrassment, her mother appeared, mouth known as Do not say, how do woman said.
I think in the next, parsley !!!Flanagan muscle pumping, and put that bag of rice to throw ...
25. One day, said many people buy a duck, and she said the elderly without hesitation: the more people buy duck incredible to see the front window of a duck in the queue. I picked up the phone a
excited: I'm Zhou Chunmei. . . =_=|||< Br> Zhou Chunmei: You Zhou Chunmei, that who I am. . .
27. One time in the school breakfast, in front of a student card, the machine did not respond, painted or not, it is depressing that the machine is broken, and I said let me try, brush a little card, the machine did not really response! He pulls out one, still the same, very angry! received the card just about to put the bag and found a bank card in his hand, I am laughing! he pointed me laugh even more, I took the identity of the original card!
28. at university, a year school, dormitory Five quarters at the station to call to see if people in, answered the call to quarters ranks the fourth.
)
, the bedroom was not snacks, the right hand a plastic bag garbage in the morning to open the trash, .
30. take the subway into the gate, take the phone in the wild brush on the gate, has also been behind the other, and how I say it does not come out the brush, the machine is broken now... sweat...
31. Twenty years ago I proudly rode twenty-eight inches mom of the Phoenix men's bike gave me a year old sister to kindergarten, to kindergarten so she is extremely handsome, after a stroke mantis leg swing, feeling knock the Han. She did not go forward as a means to Tuizhao Che, do not walk a few steps behind someone shouted, delicate cross fell to the ground, bringing twenty years after, I refused to drop his sister life and death drops a bike ride I mother, twenty years of this hate hate ... ...
32. like to eat seeds all stoned. Guishi guess God, nibbling all the good, put a plate of melon seeds back to the old computer trash, watching the seeds of another shell plate daze.
33. display stand, to shake the mouse, the result stand, straining Akira for a long time, found himself shaking the phone ... ...
34. cyclists to buy things, to the store did not lock the car went into the shop. After buying something out of the lock, the bike ready to go...
35. a child like biting pen head, a day biting feel right, especially salt, and then discovered a mouth suction ink
36. has finished second cut apples, the grant is not long off, very proud, easily the apple thrown into the trash, holding the skin go out into his mouth!
37. scrambled eggs with tomatoes, boiled eggs, when holding a knock at the Wanbian not bad for a long time, but his wife said bad egg .
38. the last flu shot, the nurse to take your pants off in the end result of almost ~
39. the company has sub-Fan Yun, and to the toilet, and unknowingly walked into the pure water in front of the machine , watching the big half a bucket of water, actually did not react, No place like back seat. Fortunately, no one beside. then think about, it is estimated the work was I was too busy...
40. picnic pulled out his last cigarette packets point directly to zippo throw the cigarette back into the bag heap fire, still barbecue, after the blow out a pile of clothes spark ruined 2 of 2 bowls of dumplings also destroyed
41. hold the phone when the cigarette lighter, hold the phone when meal by TV remote control.
42. cooking when the phone rang. take calls directly to the phone put Caipen inside. Results and vegetables to the pot along with the. and then looked shocked for a long time the phone pot was rushed out. Fortunately, that was fried bean curd lettuce ... .. If would be finished ...
43. college roommate and go home, change clothes together after the door and suddenly saw a little strong, she would go pia, and then takes a small strong body to come to frighten me, I am afraid of worms, opened the door and ran out of a tight, she was excited to continue to pursue me... all to the elevator before hand, a sudden short-circuit the brain to see the mirror, toothbrush cup to take a very skilled, to squeeze cleanser on the toothbrush, puts the rhythm, brush teeth out, while also wonder how today's toothpaste taste right.
45. The first day work, some phone call manager (woman), the phone to the manager by the way the sound, Mom was looking for you, answer the phone.
46. One time on the computer lessons, while her boyfriend sent me the information, while very brave the teacher shouted loud: PHS, one day changed a new phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a new number is the number, she said forget to dial the phone with the card replaced their PHS. Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, small informed rang, she picked up asked: said: Family to want to try. So step right up,
52. for the first time using public transportation IC card, on the bus I took the initiative to the driver flashed the card to straight to the seat. Not, the driver said: make every effort to read: , heard next to a boy, said:
2. the afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a.
3. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
4. Neighbor forgotten his key, turned over the balcony from my house, find the keys in the house after he turned back, then open their own door. Even more stunning is that I was beginning to end collusion in the balcony, did not feel something wrong. Alas, we were the head must have been his way through the same door.
5. still remember the first time when the confession to the girl, too tight, and thus be To a large bottle of Sprite colleagues, to everyone down in a circle, when their turn the bottle was empty. The Sprite then the waiter shakes his colleagues, said: br> 7. and the company of two enthusiastic female colleagues (full model) together with a meal, they get together to give me a description object.
I want to say: you really warm and ah two matchmaker results of an open
: You two fat woman .....< br> 8. Ge Jige Warcraft. Counselor rounds, furious, grabbed the mouse, the desktop shortcut to Warcraft dragged into the recycle bin, clear, saying: let you play with!
9. Today, Dad's phone call to mom on the mother was busy, I picked up.
me: Hello
Dad: Well, your father do?
me: ah?
Dad: Why does your dad?
me: places. . . Call it
Dad: Oh, you let him call me back kick.
10. once you play mahjong, a power cut, on the point of candles continue to play, and later was too hot, yelling, sets eyes on his hands, the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30, the owner failing to have to 35, about a few back and forth does not give way, I think even if, and to the sheets 50, he was I found a deft 35 。。。。< br> 12. a subject requires that the following four sentences connected with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct answer should be: also learned acupuncture.
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more violent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed!
13. noon cooking, my mother gave me a pot of carrots : One time someone call my cell phone: br> A: boss, to twenty-two onions do not noodle.
owner (... ...)
a (side to find a seat side of the back to add): Do not let onions ah!
boss (in tears): Do you eat rice noodles or eat in the end is the onion?
18. time to market to buy food, prepare dinner, a Korean friend bought a lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers -
chatted, suddenly found himself out of a piece of rice on the outside, secretly feel sorry waste of grain farmers uncle to pick up and eat them. But later found that rice, seems to me ... ...
20. Xiaoqiang speech at the rally, the following people listen!
Xiao Qiang, said: , the second is black and the third is the number did not know! . .
21. yesterday, having a swim directly to the trunk open, keys thrown in, and then close the trunk ... ...
22. to friends at home, chat, her father back, mouth called embarrassment, her mother appeared, mouth known as Do not say, how do woman said.
I think in the next, parsley !!!Flanagan muscle pumping, and put that bag of rice to throw ...
25. One day, said many people buy a duck, and she said the elderly without hesitation: the more people buy duck incredible to see the front window of a duck in the queue. I picked up the phone a
excited: I'm Zhou Chunmei. . . =_=|||< Br> Zhou Chunmei: You Zhou Chunmei, that who I am. . .
27. One time in the school breakfast, in front of a student card, the machine did not respond, painted or not, it is depressing that the machine is broken, and I said let me try, brush a little card, the machine did not really response! He pulls out one, still the same, very angry! received the card just about to put the bag and found a bank card in his hand, I am laughing! he pointed me laugh even more, I took the identity of the original card!
28. at university, a year school, dormitory Five quarters at the station to call to see if people in, answered the call to quarters ranks the fourth.
)
, the bedroom was not snacks, the right hand a plastic bag garbage in the morning to open the trash, .
30. take the subway into the gate, take the phone in the wild brush on the gate, has also been behind the other, and how I say it does not come out the brush, the machine is broken now... sweat...
31. Twenty years ago I proudly rode twenty-eight inches mom of the Phoenix men's bike gave me a year old sister to kindergarten, to kindergarten so she is extremely handsome, after a stroke mantis leg swing, feeling knock the Han. She did not go forward as a means to Tuizhao Che, do not walk a few steps behind someone shouted, delicate cross fell to the ground, bringing twenty years after, I refused to drop his sister life and death drops a bike ride I mother, twenty years of this hate hate ... ...
32. like to eat seeds all stoned. Guishi guess God, nibbling all the good, put a plate of melon seeds back to the old computer trash, watching the seeds of another shell plate daze.
33. display stand, to shake the mouse, the result stand, straining Akira for a long time, found himself shaking the phone ... ...
34. cyclists to buy things, to the store did not lock the car went into the shop. After buying something out of the lock, the bike ready to go...
35. a child like biting pen head, a day biting feel right, especially salt, and then discovered a mouth suction ink
36. has finished second cut apples, the grant is not long off, very proud, easily the apple thrown into the trash, holding the skin go out into his mouth!
37. scrambled eggs with tomatoes, boiled eggs, when holding a knock at the Wanbian not bad for a long time, but his wife said bad egg .
38. the last flu shot, the nurse to take your pants off in the end result of almost ~
39. the company has sub-Fan Yun, and to the toilet, and unknowingly walked into the pure water in front of the machine , watching the big half a bucket of water, actually did not react, No place like back seat. Fortunately, no one beside. then think about, it is estimated the work was I was too busy...
40. picnic pulled out his last cigarette packets point directly to zippo throw the cigarette back into the bag heap fire, still barbecue, after the blow out a pile of clothes spark ruined 2 of 2 bowls of dumplings also destroyed
41. hold the phone when the cigarette lighter, hold the phone when meal by TV remote control.
42. cooking when the phone rang. take calls directly to the phone put Caipen inside. Results and vegetables to the pot along with the. and then looked shocked for a long time the phone pot was rushed out. Fortunately, that was fried bean curd lettuce ... .. If would be finished ...
43. college roommate and go home, change clothes together after the door and suddenly saw a little strong, she would go pia, and then takes a small strong body to come to frighten me, I am afraid of worms, opened the door and ran out of a tight, she was excited to continue to pursue me... all to the elevator before hand, a sudden short-circuit the brain to see the mirror, toothbrush cup to take a very skilled, to squeeze cleanser on the toothbrush, puts the rhythm, brush teeth out, while also wonder how today's toothpaste taste right.
45. The first day work, some phone call manager (woman), the phone to the manager by the way the sound, Mom was looking for you, answer the phone.
46. One time on the computer lessons, while her boyfriend sent me the information, while very brave the teacher shouted loud: PHS, one day changed a new phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a new number is the number, she said forget to dial the phone with the card replaced their PHS. Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, small informed rang, she picked up asked: said: Family to want to try. So step right up,
52. for the first time using public transportation IC card, on the bus I took the initiative to the driver flashed the card to straight to the seat. Not, the driver said: make every effort to read: , heard next to a boy, said:
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